hating mayo is retarded. black people are right about white peoples cooking though
if you dont like mayo, try making it fresh. i make mine with white pepper and fresh dill. you use an egg yolk and an oil of your choice (i like olive oil and vegetable oil) with a lil bit of lemon juice. some people use the whole egg. i prefer to use the yolk... let the egg sit on the counter for about 30 mins to warm up first. whisk it up or use a blender. just make that shyt creamy
mayo is awesome. that shyt in the jar,
hellmans whatever is gross. that sriracha mayo is gross too. its pink. if they added some food coloring to it to make it red, i would give it a try. i do like sriracha and ketchup together... more sriracha than ketchup, though, and its for french fries
ONLY (black pepper on french fries is mandatory in my house)
