When's the last time we heard "a shot to the solar plexus" or "breadbasket"

[jadillac]

RIP to old wrestling announcers.

 

[NovaKane]

[Gorilla]...patented side Crescent Kick![/Monsoon]

Everytime I see a superkick in this era, I still think about the homie Gorilla

 

[Alexander The Great]

medical terms learned from the great Gorilla Monsoon:

patellar tendon
anterior cruciate ligament

 

[The Guru]

Mauro Ranallo and Mike Schiavello (mma/kickboxing anouncers) still throw those around.

 

[jadillac]

medical terms learned from the great Gorilla Monsoon:

patellar tendon
anterior cruciate ligament

What about the "corodid atery" (spelling)

 

[DaylitoJames]

Sadly the only time I hear a wrestling commentator actually call a match and not tell some random story these days is when I youtube old ECW matches with Da Gawd Joey Styles commentating.

 

[DoubleJ13]

I was watching that new ECW DVD & 2 matches in they had the kitchen sink out Remember when that was a benchmark for how crazy a brawl was?

 

[Golayitdown]

He telegraphed that one!

 

[DaylitoJames]

"He got educated feet!"

 

[jadillac]

"Right in the kisser!"

 

[DaylitoJames]

Dusty: "He's going to the pay window!"

 

[jadillac]

"Goodnight, Irene!"

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

"Undertaker is wailing on his opponent with those big soup bones"

 

[The Dogg]

"Those knife edge chops...cutting right into the sternum."

"Vader with the forearm shots to the temple of Sting"

(My favorite) "There it is, the TAZMISSION! The KATA-HAJIME!"

 

[The Dogg]

Business is fixin' to pick up here.