Whens the last time u got kicked out of a place and why
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After a show me and the homies stop at ihop for some early mornin hot-cakes. We Were waiting for our food so long theese nikkas get to shootin craps in the isle. Police show up talmbout y'all got to pay for y'all food and go. We like "we didn't even get our food yet" police say go wait in the waiting area and pay for your food and go. I'm like fukk that if I pay I'm gone sit down and eat. Police say fukk that you wanna go to jail. Needless to say I paid for my food and got the he'll outa there.
Funniest part was, my soon to be father in law was there with his mistress and watched the whole thing he
at me I 
at him and rolled out
Funniest part was, my soon to be father in law was there with his mistress and watched the whole thing he
at me I at him and rolled out
Assata Shakur
In Cuba chilling
Had a fight at the YMCA
I got kicked out of the rec center playing b ball a few months ago for low bridging dude while he was doing a lay up.
got kicked out of open hockey for hitting someone from behind face first into the boards.
got kicked off the beach for drinking
got kicked out of open hockey for hitting someone from behind face first into the boards.
got kicked off the beach for drinking
Not my most recent but a good one anyways. Got into with this older dude sitting down at a table, eventually I grabbed his table from the side and flipped it sideways sending drinks everywhere, one girl to the floor. Before I could get to the dude the bouncer comes from behind and puts me in a full nelson and lifts me about 6 inches off the ground 
So he's carrying me out like this in front of the whole bar (keep in mind this is 3 in the afternoon and I'm 18). I'm kicking and screaming trying to break loose. He opens the door with my chest and face and sends me flying to the sidewalk.
We later become pretty close friends actually. Good guy, just doing his job.
So he's carrying me out like this in front of the whole bar (keep in mind this is 3 in the afternoon and I'm 18). I'm kicking and screaming trying to break loose. He opens the door with my chest and face and sends me flying to the sidewalk.
We later become pretty close friends actually. Good guy, just doing his job.
Nick Barnes
All Star
I stay gettin kicked outta clubs, usually I'm too drunk to remember why.
I actually dont ever recall getting kicked out of a bar. I do remember getting kicked out of a hydroponics supply store because one of my boys kept saying "weed"
I GOT KICKED OUT OF THE LIBRARY BECAUSE THEY WERE ABOUT TO CLOSE. fukk THEM fakkitS.
bouncers attempted to kick us out of a club...they then proceeded to get shyt kicked shortly after
SuburbanPimp
Giving game to lames since the 90s
I normally get kicked out the pool in our sub-division for drinking at the pool..
I rock a nalgene bottle full of goose and soda to avoid this.
Been kicked out plenty of times when I'm with my boys. Fights with security, stealing bottles, grabbing on bytches etc, standard shyt.
But the last time I got kicked out when it was just me-ish?
Damn, a long time ago, back when my girl and I had only been together for a year or two. Her and I were in a bar that had a relatively large dance spot, so we get to grinding on each other, feeling on each other and all that. Girl gets extra freaky and drops to her knees, from behind, looking up at me with the back of her head up against my dikk, whilst biting her lip. Had me hard as fukk.
Next thing I know, I'm in a headlock getting dragged out by these two brolic cats (woody chilling in my jeans ... not because of them, for you 'pause'-types).
They take me out the joint and we get to arguing. They tell me I was dancing too inapproriate with that girl. I told them c*nts "that girl" was my fukking girlfriend.
These fukksticks had the damn nerve to say "
She can stay, you can't"
My girlfriend comes outside as she had to go collect our jackets.
They say "Don't worry babe, you can stay in, it's just him, he can't come back."
She tells them that she's leaving with her man
I had to laugh at the sorry fukks, grab my girl's ass and proceed to Nacho Vidal the night away.
But the last time I got kicked out when it was just me-ish?
Damn, a long time ago, back when my girl and I had only been together for a year or two. Her and I were in a bar that had a relatively large dance spot, so we get to grinding on each other, feeling on each other and all that. Girl gets extra freaky and drops to her knees, from behind, looking up at me with the back of her head up against my dikk, whilst biting her lip. Had me hard as fukk.
Next thing I know, I'm in a headlock getting dragged out by these two brolic cats (woody chilling in my jeans ... not because of them, for you 'pause'-types).
They take me out the joint and we get to arguing. They tell me I was dancing too inapproriate with that girl. I told them c*nts "that girl" was my fukking girlfriend.
These fukksticks had the damn nerve to say "
She can stay, you can't"My girlfriend comes outside as she had to go collect our jackets.
They say "Don't worry babe, you can stay in, it's just him, he can't come back."
She tells them that she's leaving with her man
I had to laugh at the sorry fukks, grab my girl's ass and proceed to Nacho Vidal the night away.
Been kicked out plenty of times when I'm with my boys. Fights with security, stealing bottles, grabbing on bytches etc, standard shyt.
But the last time I got kicked out when it was just me-ish?
Damn, a long time ago, back when my girl and I had only been together for a year or two. Her and I were in a bar that had a relatively large dance spot, so we get to grinding on each other, feeling on each other and all that. Girl gets extra freaky and drops to her knees, from behind looking up at me with the back of her head up against my dikk, whilst biting her lip. Had me hard as fukk.
Next thing I know, I'm in a headlock getting dragged out by these two brolic cats (woody chilling in my jeans ... not because of them, for you 'pause'-types).
They take me out the joint and we get to arguing. They tell me I was dancing too inapproriate with that girl. I told them c*nts "that girl" was my fukking girlfriend.
These fukksticks had the damn nerve to say "
My girlfriend comes outside as she had to go collect our jackets.
They say "Don't worry babe, you can stay in, it's just him, he can't come back."
She tells them that she's leaving with her man
I had to laugh at the sorry fukks, grab my girl's ass and proceed to Nacho Vidal the night away.
Them cats were watching her like 
without-a-fukkin'-doubt mah dude
