When Your Kids Son/Sh!t On You Unappreciation Thread...

[Rekkapryde]

Any of the brehs/brehettes can attest to some of this shyt.



Story 1
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Me and my 5 year old are chillin and watching cartoons Saturday and he hits me with a verbal pimp slap

Son: Dad, my hair is feeling rough
Me: so what
Son: When you taking me to the barber to get it cut. I don't like my hair like this. I like it smooth.
Me:

I'm thinkin "did this lil niglet shyt on me for not keepin his shyt crisp? "


Story 2
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Feeding the baby boy and this baby niglet straight up punked a nikka.

*hands baby sippie cup with kool aid*
*baby takes a swig, lays it down in high chair, then picks it up and throws it on the floor. Then proceeds to stare at it and stare at me*


I look at him mad as fukk like "why you do this lil nikka! That's some good grape/cherry kool aid mix you threw on the floor".

Baby then looks at me with the on some ole "you aint gonna do shyt you bytch ass nikka. I'm 10 months. You can't touch me. I'm baby hammer nikka. You know you can't hit me and aint shyt you can do about it. " "Clean up that shyt on the floor nikka".

Of course while i'm cleaning up the shyt on the floor he smiling and laughin.

Me: "you gonna get yours as soon as you hit 1 years old lil nikka"

Him:

Me: (He's right, I am )

 

[Rekkapryde]

I know it aint just me gettin sonned

 

[HarlemsOwn]

nikka my son is 3 and he starting to get gangsta on me

he smacked me the other day

so i snuffed his ass lol

then the nikka started smiling and bit the shyt outta me

so i bit his ass back

nikka started crying and shyt lol

i handed him the xbox controller and all was good

 

[Groanman]

My daughter is 12 years old and kept buggin me about a gettin her her own cell phone. A damn iphone 4S or 5, no less.

I got her an iphone 4 because I didn't wanna wake up in the middle of the night stabbed to death.

 

[Rekkapryde]

nikka my son is 3 and he starting to get gangsta on me

he smacked me the other day

so i snuffed his ass lol

then the nikka started smiling and bit the shyt outta me

so i bit his ass back

nikka started crying and shyt lol

i handed him the xbox controller and all was good

 

[Rekkapryde]

My daughter is 12 years old and kept buggin me about a gettin her her own cell phone. A damn iphone 4S or 5, no less.

I got her an iphone 4 because I didn't wanna wake up in the middle of the night stabbed to death.

She gonna find out you got her a "cheap" one and after she gets clowned at school, you gonna get the wrath.

 

[Groanman]

She gonna find out you got her a "cheap" one and after she gets clowned at school, you gonna get the wrath.

She seems happy with it.















For now......

 

[HarlemsOwn]

My daughter is 12 years old and kept buggin me about a gettin her her own cell phone. A damn iphone 4S or 5, no less.

I got her an iphone 4 because I didn't wanna wake up in the middle of the night stabbed to death.

i plan on gettin my son a phone when he like 7, 8

you dont feel better with her having one?

you should of been got her one

 

[sm0ke]

I don't have a kid, but when I do, they're going to wish they had some other kid's father for a good portion of their younger years. I ain't putting up with bullshyt.

But Im sure you guys said the same shyt before you had yours

 

[Ronald McDonald]

My daughter is 12 years old and kept buggin me about a gettin her her own cell phone. A damn iphone 4S or 5, no less.

I got her an iphone 4 because I didn't wanna wake up in the middle of the night stabbed to death.

wake up stabbed to death?

nikka u cant wake up dead

 

[Imhotep]

When changing lil mans diaper....

Pick him up and he is heavy...Ok....I gotchu lil homie...



Me: You done tho???

Him:

Me: Lay him down and start changing diapers.. Soon as you peel em off..

Him:

Me: DONT YOU DARE!!!!!..........

Him:

Me:

Him:

Me:

Him:



Thats my boy tho....

 

[Rekkapryde]

I don't have a kid, but when I do, they're going to wish they had some other kid's father for a good portion of their younger years. I ain't putting up with bullshyt.

But Im sure you guys said the same shyt before you had yours

I got 2 sons (we done with kids) so I can at least slap them up.


But I KNOW if I had a daughter, I'd give in to anything she wanted. My wife would hate me.

 

[Rekkapryde]

Thats my boy tho....

First time I changed my oldest son's diaper when we got from the hospital he got me. Just straight on me and the wall by his changing table.

 

[beenz]

First time I changed my oldest son's diaper when we got from the hospital he got me. Just straight on me and the wall by his changing table.

that never happened to me personally, but I saw it happen to my wife when she was changing my oldest daughter's diaper back in the day

she was getting the , I was like

 

[tonyclifton]

when my 4 year old was 1 and some change i was teaching lil dude how to throw a little football and basketball. dude developed a strong ass arm. ( he can catch and throw better than most 8-10 year olds now)


anyways. i got lil dude loving to play catch and shyt so much but the problem was he would try and throw everything. it was annoying but i could deal with it cuz he was so damn good at it.


i got a new 42inch sony flatscreen as a gift from my pops for the fam.(didnt have shyt at the time.)
i had it for about a couple months when i turn around and lil dude is holding my ps3 controller and staring at me.

i look at him like put it down son.

he laughs in my face and chucks that fukkin thing at my tv and completly cracks the shyt out of it. no warranty, no nothin

i swear to god i sat there staring at him lik for like ten minutes. i wanted to give him the ass whooping of the year, but me and him both knew i wasnt gonna do shyt

i calmy walked into the garage and proceeded to throw and punch everything in that damn garage.

fukked up my hand beyond belief and walked back in the house

lil dude was lookin at me like