When you're watching a sports show and they're talking about a player on his way out that's the same age as you.
sports show host: He finished, we all know he knows it, the game has passed him by, he is washed up, he can't do anything anymore, he needs to just go find a tall building a jump off. He can't ball anymore. He's 31 and gonna be 32 this year. His life is done.He needs to get out the way for the non washed up and young guys. He should just kill himself and free up his teams cap space. There's nothing he can do that matters in life anymore
Me: Bu..bu..but I'm 32...
[Cries on the inside]