When You Realize The Coli Was Right The Entire Time

[Scott Larock]

With the exception of GMB, I use to always consider The Coli an alternate reality. A place where space and time does not exist and the supposed Coli truths were lies & ducktales in the real world.

Then I realized The Coli (men and women) was right the entire time.

They (men and women) were right about height. (I'm short)

They (men and women) were right about beards and goatees. (I have neither LOL)

They (men and women) were right about looks & bodies in general. (LOL)

They were right about women deliberately wasting your time while pretending to give a fukk.

They were right about women having a preferred list of men to talk to in order whether its causal conversation or more, and they will ride with those dudes no matter what and speak to them accordingly and in order of preference unless they massively fukk up and if you not on the list then don't even bother even if ya'll speak.

They were right about women liking (whether friendship or more) messy nikkas who stay in drama because they like that shyt themselves.

They were right about the HOH movement. I use to think that was complete bullshyt but now I see the point of it. It's completely necessary. Not the extreme HOH part, but just the normal HOH. You have to look out for yourself instead of being a sucker. You create your own value. You do not let a woman determine your value.

Made me feel pathetic. Made me feel like a waste of a human. If we had a "undo being born" option where we get wiped off the face of the earth and turn to dust, I would have pressed it several times over and told my mother to get her tubes untied and try again. Couldn't be worse then when I told her she made a mistake having me 10 years ago and she should have stayed on birth control LOL.

Anything else you realize The Coli was right about that you thought was bullshyt/ducktales at first? (This is not an anti-woman thread by the way. I still support women.)

Oh, don't tell me I'm wrong. Don't come in here with a counter. (You can insult me, sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me lololol) I'm right, you're wrong go fukk yourself. Self reflection creates accurate analysis.

I'm trying to get my money together now I'm much older, whatever you going through can be solved by money trust me.

I live much worse, not physically cuz I'm not ugly but emotionally I'm a wreck and very unstable.

I plan to make bread soon which my life will change.

Put it this way the girls in my age group I don't want them, riddled with kids and baggage and I don't want to mess with them so I don't know what's going to happen in thst area, I might make two kids and just chill

 

[FSP]

OP is acting like a goddamn baby running around on the forums acting scorned and a hating ass bytch, that shyt is so unattractive

What's that in your mouth

 

[EARFQUAKE]

What's that in your mouth

Rasengan

 

[Caligula]

Log off and take a fukking walk. When you stop worrying so much about what women think, they will gravitate to you. It pains me seeing people's perspectives when they're having a hard time warped by fools on the internet. The Coli is a narrow microcosm of bitter and self loathing individuals. Please. Get out in the world, socialize, do you and the rest will come on its own. I promise.

 

[ThisWorldAintRight]

With the exception of GMB, I use to always consider The Coli an alternate reality. A place where space and time does not exist and the supposed Coli truths were lies & ducktales in the real world.

Then I realized The Coli (men and women) was right the entire time.

They (men and women) were right about height. (I'm short)

They (men and women) were right about beards and goatees. (I have neither LOL)

They (men and women) were right about looks & bodies in general. (LOL)

They were right about women deliberately wasting your time while pretending to give a fukk.

They were right about women having a preferred list of men to talk to in order whether its causal conversation or more, and they will ride with those dudes no matter what and speak to them accordingly and in order of preference unless they massively fukk up and if you not on the list then don't even bother even if ya'll speak.

They were right about women liking (whether friendship or more) messy nikkas who stay in drama because they like that shyt themselves.

They were right about the HOH movement. I use to think that was complete bullshyt but now I see the point of it. It's completely necessary. Not the extreme HOH part, but just the normal HOH. You have to look out for yourself instead of being a sucker. You create your own value. You do not let a woman determine your value.

Made me feel pathetic. Made me feel like a waste of a human. If we had a "undo being born" option where we get wiped off the face of the earth and turn to dust, I would have pressed it several times over and told my mother to get her tubes untied and try again. Couldn't be worse then when I told her she made a mistake having me 10 years ago and she should have stayed on birth control LOL.

Anything else you realize The Coli was right about that you thought was bullshyt/ducktales at first? (This is not an anti-woman thread by the way. I still support women.)

Oh, don't tell me I'm wrong. Don't come in here with a counter. (You can insult me, sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me lololol) I'm right, you're wrong go fukk yourself. Self reflection creates accurate analysis.

Breh don't stress this place, it's just a forum.

 

[Jimi Swagger]

I pray that whatever ails you passes or that you seek the necessary therapy to bring you whole.

Wouldn't take rhetoric the chuckleheads spew seriously. Just entertainment for the most part. Have you checked into your mental health benefits?

 

[Dreamestorical]

Most men set themselves up for failure thinking that us women are more valuable than we really are. Y'all cause yourselves so much pain trying to please us and in the end y'all hurt yourselves and us in the process. Just focus on bettering yourself cause at the end of the day most of us are not anything special and just trying to make it out here just like you .

More men need to see this Wisdom right here.

 

[Sccit]

YALL NEED TO GET OUT MORE

 

[Athenna]

 

[JudgeJoeForilla]

Why are you bumping this?

 

[the bossman]

I'm trying to get my money together now I'm much older, whatever you going through can be solved by money trust me.

I live much worse, not physically cuz I'm not ugly but emotionally I'm a wreck and very unstable.

I plan to make bread soon which my life will change.

Put it this way the girls in my age group I don't want them, riddled with kids and baggage and I don't want to mess with them so I don't know what's going to happen in thst area, I might make two kids and just chill

If you broken on the inside then money will not fix that breh. You'll just be a miserable fukk with a couple dollars

 

[H@LLOW]

He's sharing that girl

This.

 

[JudgeJoeForilla]

If you broken on the inside then money will not fix that breh. You'll just be a miserable fukk with a couple dollars

only way he'd be miserable after getting money is if your wife was fat and ugly because believe me he would already be fukking her at that point.

 

[Athenna]

This.

What girl ?

 

[Wild self]

Most men set themselves up for failure thinking that us women are more valuable than we really are. Y'all cause yourselves so much pain trying to please us and in the end y'all hurt yourselves and us in the process. Just focus on bettering yourself cause at the end of the day most of us are not anything special and just trying to make it out here just like you .

Blame them Disney films of everyone's childhood that put this image of what their ideal spouse should be. Now, you got women chasing their Tupac in a Business Suit and men chasing the extroverted airhead, thinking that he can live happily ever after.

Soon, the threadstarter will join the dark side and change his reality