When you get the random text from a female and don't recognize the number

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i was just about to make this thread

Typical Scenario i go thru every week:

*receives random text from a # i never seen*

??: heyyy stranger :youngsabo:

me: who is dis? :childplease:

??: oh so yu deleted my number? :stopitslime:

me: i got a new phone and lost all my old contacts (lying) :obama:

??: fukk yu black ass mothafukker :pacspit:

:ohhh:So, most likely, they were white.
 

The Prince of All Saiyans

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i was just about to make this thread

Typical Scenario i go thru every week:

*receives random text from a # i never seen*

??: heyyy stranger :youngsabo:

me: who is dis? :childplease:

??: oh so yu deleted my number? :stopitslime:

me: i got a new phone and lost all my old contacts (lying) :obama:

??: fukk yu black ass mothafukker :pacspit:
lol :wtf:
 

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Just say you lost your phone/contacts...

But fukk all that, if any number comes through on my phone I don't know. the first text they get in response is "Who this?"

If a chick is calling you or trying to hit you up, you forgetting her name won't be an issue as as long as you have something good to talk about once you remember her name
 

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Just ask who it is. When they hit back with the expected "oh you deleted my number line" Tell them you don't have time for games and don't text you anymore if they trying to play the guessing game.

fukk all that bullshyt, way too many broads out here to be fukking around like you in middle school.
 

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i get these calls 5times in a week..

funny as shyt...nikka mad kuz bond no 9 hampton on the cool side of his pillow..

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