be honest.
i drink a lot so i get literally 'piss drunk' and fukk up my jeans about twice a year. that's only takin a #1, though.
i want to know the last time ya pooped 'em, breh.
i was 8 and it was the last day of little league. we lost every game that season so my mom took me to blockbuster to rent one-a dem SNES cartridges. i know you're prolly expecting one of those glamorous doo-doo drawers stories but simple truth is i farted.
except that wasn't all that happened.
i knew i had to crap but back then i though i could trade a poop in for 15 farts. i learned a valuable lesson the hard way.
you already sharin ya girl...why not share your shame?
i drink a lot so i get literally 'piss drunk' and fukk up my jeans about twice a year. that's only takin a #1, though.
i want to know the last time ya pooped 'em, breh.
i was 8 and it was the last day of little league. we lost every game that season so my mom took me to blockbuster to rent one-a dem SNES cartridges. i know you're prolly expecting one of those glamorous doo-doo drawers stories but simple truth is i farted.
except that wasn't all that happened.
i knew i had to crap but back then i though i could trade a poop in for 15 farts. i learned a valuable lesson the hard way.
you already sharin ya girl...why not share your shame?
jedi like? you mean you're not just a mature adult that doesn't shyt their pants? teach me your ways.
. He was about to take me back to my house & I started feeling my stomach turning but I was watching TV and didn't want to move. When I couldn't hold it no more I ran to the bathroom with my hand in my pants trying hold my ass from shytting (pause). I shytted all over my hand and pants 
. It was the diarrhea shyt too 
That's when I learned I was lactose intolerant.
