When I was younger my love of wrestling made me a c00n

[mortuus est]

You wanted their hair, I wanted their bodies(pause). I wanted to be as big as lex luger. Now I find bulky bodies detestable. I like that lean muscular tall adonis orton/reigns look(pause).

i wanted to look like the rock tbh

 

[Illuminatos]

I remember I tried to powerbomb my sister. I picked her up by the waist and thought she would end up flipping over like on Raw. Wrong. I lifted her up by the waist and her mouth ended up hitting the tile floor and almost lost her teeth. She cried to my mom and my mom pushed my shyt back in.

 

[Spoonz]

Wrestling is probably the biggest no nikkas sport in the world

 

[Canada Goose]

You wanted their hair, I wanted their bodies(pause). I wanted to be as big as lex luger. Now I find bulky bodies detestable. I like that lean muscular tall adonis orton/reigns look(pause).

I also wanted there strength/lifting power, Undertaker lifting up 300+ pound men with one hand

Undertaker, Kane, Goldberg's lifting power

I wanted to be brolic like them but not over the top, somewhat like Lebron's muscle build.

 

[I'm Billy FUCO!!]

LOL @ some lil nikka watching wrestling and thinking "Yo.....I GOTTA get me a greasy-ass mullet like Razor Ramon......... "

 

[Canada Goose]

Wrestling is probably the biggest no nikkas sport in the world

Nah, that title goes to Hockey or NASCAR

Plenty of examples of black people in wrestling, Booker T, Mark Henry, Bobby Lashey, D Von, etc.

Plus they had piff Hip Hop intro songs

 

[Supercoolmayo]

I always had the urge to bash 2 soda cans together and try to chug them down at the same time but i was scared my mom would be mad I made a mess

Always thought Austin was drinking soda

 

[???]

Be a c00n and be proud of it.

 

[UpAndComing]

Watching wrestling made me wanna fukk Trish Stratus

 

[marcuz]

Watching wrestling made me wanna fukk Trish Stratus

sable, here.

 

[King Crimson]

I remember I tried to powerbomb my sister. I picked her up by the waist and thought she would end up flipping over like on Raw. Wrong. I lifted her up by the waist and her mouth ended up hitting the tile floor and almost lost her teeth. She cried to my mom and my mom pushed my shyt back in.

Breh. I got stories like this for days. I remember hitting my youngest brother with a textbook, picture perfect German suplex. All I heard was "CRACK!" and a sharp, loud yell. He started talking about his neck was hurting. Me being the genius that I am, I fixed him a healing potion ala Dragonball Z. Took some water, dumped mad sugar in it and had hit drink it. Fatboy felt better in no time.


Then there was the time I hit my other with a pedigree on my replica intercontinental belt. Busted his mouth and moms beat me... Even worse, she threatened to take my belt away

Had to give it to my homie Samuel to hide for me til the heat died down. She never got it.

 

[ADK]

I never understood you coli nikkas actually doing these moves to your people

I always took my wrestling moves lightly and im not lightskin. Yall nikkas out here killin people doing tombstone piledrivers

 

[Canada Goose]

I never understood you coli nikkas actually doing these moves to your people

I always took my wrestling moves lightly and im not lightskin. Yall nikkas out here killin people doing tombstone piledrivers

at you being at these posts.




I thought every boy in America, white black or whatever play fight wrestling with the either there male family members or classmates


I remember they used put this kid in the angle lock and would literary be like breh refused to tap out.

Getting jumped by the brehs you're play feuding with

goons beating up someone on you're side and you have to come for them

Hitting people with the plastic garbage cans they have in schools


shyt was full as hell, only thing more fun was cutting class and ducking and dodging authority within the school.

 

[Nasty_Nate]

Watching wrestling made me wanna fukk Trish Stratus

I still remember this shyt from back in the day (starts around the 7:10 mark). I was a grown ass man in college, calling my boys back home on some shyt like, "Y'all see Trish!!!!"

 

[Geek]

Giving friends DDTs and Stunners was a must if you watched wrestling.

I remember some kid getting DDTd in the bathroom at school and he sold it like a champ. Probably cause his head hit that floor pretty hard.