When Did You Realize Women Were CRAZY?

[bogey_j]

back when I was 16 I was messing with this chick who was a good friend of mine. she was my homie so every couple of weeks we'd hang out and mess around. she had a boyfriend in a gang, but at the time i was swaggin and didn't give a fukk she said she was never really serious about him anyway. fast forward like 6 months and I barely talk to her anymore for whatever reason. my boys called me up one day saying this dudes looking for me apparently, in the time we stopped talking she and her man got really tight and were like wifey and husband, so she decided to be honest with him and tell him all the people she messed around with () and my name came up I remember people at school telling me stories about this dude pulling out gats during fights and shyt, and telling me to watch my back. A week later i saw this dude at my highschool asking around, so I ducked out the back way never saw homeboy again.

I dont give a fukk if you call me a coward, i'm just being reality. I wasnt bout that life especially not over a bytch

 

[Chris.B]

when I fukked your mama

 

[shopthatwrecks]

when i got a bad broad to do atm...and she did it with no hesitation...then tried to kiss me

 

[Sierra Mist]

When they say they love you get mad at you for talking to other women, say that you hurt their feelings and made them sad, only to say they never had feelings for you. lol wtf?

 

[Emperor Sol]

When I came to the age of reason at about 7 and finally understood a lot of the things my mother was saying to me.

 

[Ooh Marty]

funny how we are labeled as crazy yet u bastids make us crazy

 

[machiavelli]

 

[bogey_j]

funny how we are labeled as crazy yet u bastids make us crazy

nah, women are just crazy

Spoiler

you know it too, stop frontin

 

[gangreen]

when i got a bad broad to do atm...and she did it with no hesitation...then tried to kiss me

I remember during the summer of 2005, I was 17 years old. I was trying to smash this girl for like the first month of summer,

she pretended she was the innocent type but then one day she let me upstairs to her foster parent's apartment. At the end she got naked, and jerked me off, while I finger popped her. We did this a few times

I got bored with this arrangement and she said she was a virgin and wouldn't let me beat.

So I backed away slowly until she finally got the message and started hating on me the whole summer. (You know the dirty looks and shyt)

Fast forward to september, I see her with some new guy around the way I knew and apparently they were together. I didn't make anything of it and KIM

Fast foward to like November, This guy that she was with, comes to my apartment door with about four of his buddies. My Sister opened the door and told me that this guy wanted to talk with me.

I knew something was up because our only connection was this chick. Never said a word to the dude.

Fortunately for me, I had a full house, my boys and I were playing video games in the back. We were like 8 deep. My sister told my mom what was happening and she came out with a bat.

My boys came out and this nikka says "I just wanted to talk to you" but we weren't hearing that. (Why he needed other people to just talk, they were trying to jump me)

these nikkas hauled ass out of there except one brave one. We didn't beat his ass but were threatening him and smushed his face to the side and he just left.

Never ran into them again. (Maybe a few but we avoided eye contact)


So fast forward like a year later. I see dude on the bus and he gives me the what up nod. So I move over to him and say what up. We start talking and he brings up what happened and he apologizes for coming to my home with that bullshyt.

This nikka told me that bytch put batteries in his back. She told him how I was calling him a bytch for being with her because I smashed her and all other shyt I never said.

This bytch put out a hit out on me.

Thats when I realized some of these Women are crazy

Hell have no fury like a woman scorned.

 

[newarkhiphop]

honestly? probably when i was like 19-21 and i was talking to a chick who had just left her boyfriend (mistake #1 ) for hitting her, so of course i came in with the cape on, got to hit it etc etc ,only for her to get back with him a few days later lmao , i had heard about shyt like that but never thought it actually happened then a homegirl of mine explained that regular shyt for chicks left me

 

[OliviaTwist]

I was raised by my dad but when I was little I used to live with my mom and she was the example of crazy. Good example of what not to be.

 

[Blown Moon]

I learned about the craziness in 9th grade. The summer before, I dated this girl and took her virginity but I dumped her when school started; the girls from the other two middle schools were just too bad for me to be tied down. I broke the news to her right before home room and she seemed sad but mentally stable, lunch time was a different story. I'm in there flirting with the ladies having a good time when the left side of my face goes numb and I go deaf for a second. I look up and see my brand new ex looking down on me and then it dawns on me that the shyt has just been slapped out of me. I jump up and start shaking her and then she starts crying hysterically, next thing I know I'm being put in a bear hug by one of the football coaches and drug away. We both get iss for a week and the incident hung over my head for months. To add insult to injury she became very promiscuous in 10th grade, so I was the guy that used to have a love thing with one of the 10th grade freaks. I was so happy when her family moved away.

 

[King Poetic]

when they enter the world

case closed

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Women go crazy when you demonstrate that they don't control you. They go really crazy if you laugh at their reaction or belittle their reaction to a show of independence from you. Don't abuse this though, just do it to the ones that are acting fukked up to you.

 

[Sierra Mist]

funny how we are labeled as crazy yet u bastids make us crazy

We have to make you women crazy because you're evil.