What's Your Go-to Orgasm Catchphrase?

[Why-Fi]

i dont get the "dont move" bit

that shyt is great when they move just to fukk with you

 

[Raava]

Jussayin you can't be out here lackin with dry ass sheets

Anyway, sometimes the drought is worth it

 

[O.Red]

Anyway, sometimes the drought is worth it

Worth it?

I'm listening.

 

[flea]

Lol awesome thread. I don't even know what I say. One time I told a broad "swallow this milk" but in Spanish. Lol shyt was funny

 

[Raava]

Worth it?
I'm listening.

I mean I would rather have a drought than deal with bs. Whether that is emotional , with sex not being worth the time, or both.

 

[luckyse7enz]

I like to say "I Love You" right before I bust my load no matter if its just a chick im fukking with once or not. Its just funny as fukk to me.

Real talk, I had a co-worker tell me that knew a chick who couldn't finish unless a guy said that he loved her. She'd tell guys to just say it during sex like...

"Tell me you love me. I don't care if you mean it or not...I just need to hear you say it."

...and that was the only way she could orgasm. shyt's wild...and scary.

Lol awesome thread. I don't even know what I say. One time I told a broad "swallow this milk" but in Spanish. Lol shyt was funny

 

[Taadow]

@ 4:28-4:35

I REALLY said this to a bytch as I was nuttin once, then had her watch this a few days later...




She was like when I did it...



Told her it was an inside joke, then when she finally saw it

But did she ask how??


This mugg still funny doe..."I put oregano on my chest to see if she would lick it off"

 

[innocentdevil]

i dont get the "dont move" bit

that shyt is great when they move just to fukk with you

its hilarious...and hearing him pleading for you to not move

"nooo nooo"

 

[DreadHead P]

me: *goes deep* you feel that baby?

her: yes daddy I feel it

me: what you feel?

her: i feel daddy's dikk

me: you wanna see daddy's dikk cum?

her: yes daddy

me: ok baby, daddy got chu

*pulls out*

 

[Mr.Plan B]

I just tell that chick to say my name.

As i go harder in the p*ssy ,her saying MIKE get louder and LOUDER.

Till i bust..........

 

[A.V.]

But did she ask how??


This mugg still funny doe..."I put oregano on my chest to see if she would lick it off"

Yeah but I jus hit her wit the and told her I'd tell her later...I'm already known for bein random at times, my sense of humor be havin bytches plus wit a good dikk game, a bytch 9/10 will let you get away with ANYTHING...I mean it. Don't ever underestimate the power of King Dangalang

 

[Exiled Martian]

This thread is jokes.... Kinda reminds me of the younger days when all the Manzzzz had to go to my boy TJ's to get their fukk on since none of us had our own cribs to smash broads at the time!

So this one time we all were in the living room playing video games whilst one of our boys was handling his biz in the next room with this Ting he brought back from the club! Anyways dude was giving her some work as the vocals were getting louder & louder .... Seeing as we were playing Mortal Kombat at the time.. We all (about 4 of us) decided to scream out 'FINISH HER' & I think my boy & his chick heard us & burst out laughing from the other room..... & when they came out the room we was like 'Flawless Victory'

 

[Ooh Marty]

"please stop! "

 

[86\*/98]

Eeeehhh, Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhh, Eeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

 

[Why-Fi]

Eeeehhh, Eeeeeeeeehhhhhhh, Eeeeeeeeeeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

i dont know why i find this so hilarious