Whats worse then a STUBBED TOE?

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Finger in the car door... swear that the nerves you hit are directly tied to your tear ducts :to:
 

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-catching your foreskin in your pants zipper
-shaving your nuts and splashing cologne on them
-getting bridged going up for a dunk
 

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what about when a girl starts riding too wild and you get uncoordinated and you end up with a


STUBBED PENIS

:sadbron:
 

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A jammed finger while playing basketball is the fukking worst. :beli:

sprain ankle is 2nd worse.

I played with 2 ankle sprains. I got the first one 10 mins into game but wanted to keep playing and got a second ankle sprain. Lesson learned was to not try to guard guards and to keep my big ass on the block:usure:
 

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-catching your foreskin in your pants zipper
-shaving your nuts and splashing cologne on them
-getting bridged going up for a dunk

i couldnt imagine having a smegma filled anteater dikk. dude cut that shyt off uncircumsized dikks are nasty most girls hate them
 
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