What's worse: Diarrhea vs Constipation

[THE MACHINE]

Being scared to leave the house because shyt could pop off at any moment. On the toilet like


Or


For 4 days sitting on the toilet every hour thinking you have to go. Knowing that brick is building up at the threshold. On the toilet like

 

[Address_Unknown]

Constipation sounds painful. I've never been backed up and I pray to science I don't ever either.

You can create time periods between diarrhea sessions by just taking one long extended shyt. However your farts are the enemy, always when afflicted with this shyt, literally.

Constipation.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Diarrhea is worse. Constipation is easily fixed.

 

[THE MACHINE]

Constipation sounds painful. I've never been backed up and I pray to science u don't ever either.

You can create time periods between diarrhea sessions by just taking one long extended shyt. However your farts are the enemy, always when afflicted with this shyt, literally.

Constipation.

 

[Groanman]

Constirrhea

 

[THE MACHINE]

Diarrhea is worse. Constipation is easily fixed.

When you jammed up for four or five days though

 

[Address_Unknown]

Man, I tried to ease a fart out one time in school when I thought the worse of a diarrhea bout was over and swore to science I shyt myself. Just 'Ploop'.
Man I fukking just left school and caught a ride home, walking like a Cowboy at high noon the entire time Truck fukking stopped for me, I hopped in the back and lay on my stomach contemplating life. ​

 

[Ol’Otis]

the runs for sure

 

[Silkk]

Easily Diarrhea

 

[THE MACHINE]

Man, I tried to ease a fart out one time in school when I thought the worse of a diarrhea bout was over and swore to science I shyt myself. Just 'Ploop'.
Man I fukking just left school and caught a ride home, walking like a Cowboy at high noon the entire time Truck fukking stopped for me, I hopped in the back and lay on my stomach contemplating life. ​

YOOOOOO!!!! "ploop"

 

[Supa cat]

Never had constipation but the bubble guts be painfull in your stomach and ass. Just the thought of it is making me

 

[Another Man]

Constirrhea

That's some real shyt, and I don't wanna get into details but yeah, that is the worst

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

When you jammed up for four or five days though

Yeah. I can't remember what it's called but it's basically a medicine you stick up your butt and the poo poo comes out 10 seconds later. Problem solved.

Edit : It's called a suppository (I think)

 

[Sterling Archer]

When you have both.

 

[THE MACHINE]

Yeah. I can't remember what it's called but it's basically a medicine you stick up your butt and the poo poo comes out 10 seconds later. Problem solved.

Edit : It's called a suppository (I think)

With all due respect....
































ain't doing it.