Whats the sickest question you asked a chick?

[UWasntThere]

Can you make your knees touch your shoulders?

 

[JP_614]

Would you kill for me ?

 

[Absolut da poet ®]

Damn good question first thing came to my mind was this one chic
I was on for a minute finally split with her husband
I knew he had money and was taking care of her when they were together..
and I can't remember what prompted this response from me but I basically asked her how much she needed
Like she was a prostitute/gold digger etc.


She was highly offended and although I still smashed I'm pretty sure that was strike 1.5

 

[KBtheKey]

Walked in the recv office with my coworker after covering receiving during her vacay. She thought I messed up on some paperwork and after we figured it out she was like ok it's all good then Kuz i was about to chew you up!

I'm like that don't sound like a good time to you?

She looked up wide eyed like she wanted to answer truthfully but just uttered "boy bye" lol and since then she been looking at me different. I just might take her up on that offer tho

 

[Rollie Forbes]

I asked my old side piece to suck it after I peed on her.
She's married to a nice breh who loves her and treats her like a queen now. I'm happy for them.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Don't derail this is a thread for dirtbags

 

[Rollie Forbes]

Young Joey: "what does your p*ssy look like?"

Soon to be mating wife: "a forest"

Young Joey:

Koala Breh, you're a good marsupial and I have nothing but respect for you and yours. That being said, please delete that post. You're a frend, & I don't want that image of my Koala sister in Christ tempting my human brain.

Spoiler

 

[motionlessZombie]

Me: "You wanna make a baby?"

Her: "I sure do!"

Still without kids, which is good because the woman turned out to be a psycho.

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

I don't ask questions. I just make them comfortable and let them talk. I'm a "nonjudgmental space" where she can be honest.

I'm the same. You'd be surprised what these chicks will tell you. But the game is to be sold.

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Koala Breh, you're a good marsupial and I have nothing but respect for you and yours. That being said, please delete that post. You're a frend, & I don't want that image of my Koala sister in Christ tempting my human brain.

Spoiler

She had baddie friends for human curiousity, but she shook the tree of them heavens, since them hating ass bihs complained about not being married.

 

[Rollie Forbes]

She had baddie friends for human curiousity, but she shook the tree of them heavens, since them hating ass bihs complained about not being married.

Those ex-friends of Mrs. Koala's...can you point me in the direction of their OnlyFans?

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Those ex-friends of Mrs. Koala's...can you point me in the direction of their OnlyFans?

Man half them jawns are probably seeded up and finally got their "booazz". We haven't talk to them jawn in ages.

 

[O³ (O cubed)]

Does your boyfriend know that I came in your mouth?

 

[ItsPeople]

“Let me put it in your mouth after I f your a”

“No, I already let you f my a

 

[the cac mamba]

The sickest question you've ever asked a woman is the equivalent of, "does the carpet match the drapes"?

you know when you're feeling a woman's breast, and it's like a ...bag of sand