What’s The Shortest Amount Of Time You’ve Known A Girl Before You Cum In Them On Purpose?

daemonova

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Why buy condoms when chances are, you aint getting laid
 

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probably about an hour’ish on her end (apparently she had been watching me)

10 minutes on mine cuz I didn’t notice her at all until later

friend had an impromptu “going away” party for me

she followed me outside when I went to get some fresh air

smoke and drank too much and felt I was going to hurl

I was sitting on the hood of my car when she rolled up on me speaking my lingo

dipped and went to a motel…drove up to NY the next day after dropping her off

never seen/heard about her again
 

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Short term gratification vs long term consequences
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I went through a dumb ass short period where I thought I was sterile:skip: it just happened to overlap with my extreme whore stage when I was about 21:pachaha:

I was at the club, like I was damn near every night and this short thick sexy lil hood chick chose up and we exchanged numbers. The whole interaction took about 30 seconds, on the way home I sent her a text and invited her over, and she came:shaq: after 30 mins of smoking weed and pretending to watch Netflix’s we went at it, neither one of us said anything about a condom:hhh::snoop:

I was in pure mood :demonic: and told myself fukk it, and let loose in her :noah: she Immediately hit me with the :damn::dahell: and I hit the :lupe:.

She spent the night , i never saw her in person again, but she did hit me up a few weeks later and said she was pregnant :damn: only she didn’t know if it was mine or her boyfriends:dahell: couple hours later she text me and said her and her sister counted some days up and it was his :banderas: never heard from her again. Wrap it up young men:ufdup:
 
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