Whats the quickest amount of time you ever quit a job

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day and a half. it was a survey call center. did the day and a half training and quit right after.
 

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I quit a job as a prep cook in 3 days, I had other shyt going for me and it always interfered.
 

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Lol, this remind me of that DL hughley stand up.
He was like "remember back in the day, when you could go out n get a job anytime u want" "nikka fucc dis job, i could me a another job, im out this mothafukka"

"now nikkas cant get shyt" or somethin like that :laugh:
 

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worked at kfc when i was 16 or 17 for a couple hours

@ the end of the shift they try and tell me I alone have to clean and wash EVERYTHING... while everyone else just kickin it

i was like fukk THAT..


walked out. got in my ride took off my uniform threw it in the parking lot when i drove off...



next week i go back to get my 1 day paycheck.. and the manager wanted me to still work there :bryan:


:laff: :laff: :laff: my nikka said he threw the uniform in the parking lot doe :deadmanny:

Man during summer of college I went back home and got hired at a pizza place near my crib.

I came in at around 7am and some hillbilly white girl who was bout 2 years younger than me gave me an apron and was gonna show me the ropes. Wasnt feelin it. At 7:05 I said I forgot my birth certificate and paperwork and would be right back since I lived close. Didnt go back.

Less than 10 ten mins = I think I got everyone beat

:laff: :laff:
 

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FOR ME IT WAS 2 WEEKS. WORKED FOR WENDYS AND DIDN'T LIKE IT SO I WENT DOWN THE STREET AND APPLIED AT KMART. GOT THE JOB AND GAVE WENDYS A WEEK FOR NOTICE.

THE FASTEST I'VE SEEN WAS WHEN I WORKED IN THE STEEL PLANT. NIKKAS WAS LEAVING AFTER 15-20MINS OF WORK. MANY LAUGHS WERE HAD BACK THEN.
 

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Telemarketing. I think I made it 4 hours before I like hell naw :pacspit:

I remember riding my bike to work on that first day, getting used to the calling system, having people hang up on me talmbout how dare you call me at fukking dinner time :pacspit:

I knew it was a rap though when right when I sat at my desk I heard another dude a few desks over on the phone trying to calm some dude saying No I'm not a fakkit sir :russ:
 
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I got a job last summer as a overnight stocker at walmart. It was the most degrading shyt I've ever done in my life. What pissed me off was some of the dudes there was really into that shyt. They was coming up with strategies on how we would stock all the shelves in time like this was some sort of playoff game. I just couldn't comprehend how anyone could be so passionate about stocking shelves while only making $7.45 a hour. Anyway, during my first shift, I had to keep convincing myself to stay and not just walk out the door. What pushed me over the edge was when it was time to clock out. I was on my way to the time machine and one of the managers came up to me with a huge ass over flowing basket. She said I needed to put all these returns away before I go home. I said "Yes ma'am let me get right on that" and then I just clocked out and went home. Luckily, they sent my check in the mail so I didn't have to deal with them anymore after that.
 

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Telemarketing. I think I made it 4 hours before I like hell naw :pacspit:

I remember riding my bike to work on that first day, getting used to the calling system, having people hang up on me talmbout how dare you call me at fukking dinner time :pacspit:

I knew it was a rap though when right when I sat at my desk I heard another dude a few desks over on the phone trying to calm some dude saying No I'm not a fakkit sir :russ:

:lolbron: Yeah, I worked telemarketing for like one day and never came back.

:scusthov: The hoodrats that worked there
 

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Telemarketing. I think I made it 4 hours before I like hell naw :pacspit:

I remember riding my bike to work on that first day, getting used to the calling system, having people hang up on me talmbout how dare you call me at fukking dinner time :pacspit:

I knew it was a rap though when right when I sat at my desk I heard another dude a few desks over on the phone trying to calm some dude saying No I'm not a fakkit sir :russ:

I had the exact same experience and I left with a friend who had his first day there.
 
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