What's the pettiest thing you bushed a chick for?

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Was going out to eat with a girl but the place apparently flooded and was closed. It was getting late and not many places were open. I was lookin for other places to eat and said, "hmm what should we eat? :jbhmm:"

This bytch said "McDonald's" :gucci:

MCDONALDS!! :hhh: :hhh:
Right then, I can SEE the grease flowin through her veins :what:

I've always been a top tier fit breh but love my BBW's, but I flew too close to the sun on this one :huhldup: . I negatively judge ANYONE who eats McDonalds, and I'd never date a girl who does :camby:. If a BBW gets her calories from in-n-out, that's much more tolerable than a McDonald's ass bytch :why:

I told her I had to be up early anyway, dropped her off and never talked to her again because I was so disgusted :scust:
 
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I was a huge Dipset Stan back in the day. Obnoxiously so. I had this chick I was messing with. Everytime we was in my truck I was always bumping Dipset mixtapes. Not even Cam studio albums. I’m talking 40 Cal/Hell Rell/JRWriter mixtapes :mjlol: .

She was from Jacksonville and was obviously :what: at this music. But she loved me. And I wore her down. By the end of the summer I had her bumping Dipset along with me.


Well one day we was driving in Jax and stopped at a light. A purple Lamborghini pulled up next to us at the light. Against all fukking odds it was Killa driving a Lamb in Jacksonville of all places. My girl FREAKS THE fukk OUT!


Omg omg omg it’s Killa!!:damn: She starts hollering out the window :gladbron: CAM!!! Cam’Ron!!! KILLA!!!


I am in the drivers seat looking at her like :gucci: In my mind I thought. This bish is a fukking Stan! Then I got immediately disgusted :scust:


The whole way home she is gushing. I can’t believe we say Killa! Isn’t that so amazing baby!🥰


I dropped her off at her spot. Then broke up with her via text the next morning. Said AYO this is not going to work :francis:


Years later I ran into her. She asked wtf happened. As I’m retelling her the story of why I bushed her it hit me that i force fed her the Dips. She grew to love them because of me and I bushed her for it :wow: When I told her the reason she was :why:
 
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Fiji Water said:
Had a chick tell me she didn't like cheddar bay biscuits or Batman in the same evening. We slept together that night, no sex. I was just too tired to go home. Got up hella early and never talked to her again.
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Breh said nah fukk you, I’m out of here after I’ve rested.

:pachaha:
 
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Not sure if this is petty but chick was Trini and fine as shyt…face card was a 10

But she had a kid and her stomach looked like Krang :mjcry:

She was a freak too but I couldn’t do it long term
 
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I dont think it's ever been over a petty reason. Usually its either because I'm not attracted, there is something I dont like about their personality that is a dealbreaker, or something they did that i thought showed poor character.

Edit: NVM I forgot about my late teens and early 20s :snoop::mjlol:
 
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Fiji Water said:
Had a chick tell me she didn't like cheddar bay biscuits or Batman in the same evening. We slept together that night, no sex. I was just too tired to go home. Got up hella early and never talked to her again.
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I was gonna get on you bout rejecting a chick for not liking batman. But then i remember in my early 20s (which i had totally forgotten about) I met some chick who said she liked anime. Now I was a big anime guy back in the day so I'm like cool then I told her dbz was my favorite anime and she started talking shyt and said Naruto was better that dbz was trash...needless to say she got bushed with the quickness...
GOKU WAS HERE BEFORE YOU HOE AND HE WILL BE HERE AFTER YOU :pacspit:
I am in the gym listening to Goku SSJ3 theme

Later on i found out she was a single mom after i bushed her so really saved myself some trouble early on by bushing her :pachaha:

Crazy so many chicks we deal with will just be forgotten like night in vegas on your 21st birthday lol
 
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