What's the nastiest/weirdest shyt a shorty said/did while you was smashing?

[NotAnFBIagent]

You're so much bigger than my dad's dyck.

 

[Kenny West]

had a chick calling me daddy as I was stroking. but it wasn't in no sexy type way like latinas calling you papi...she was like "daddy!daddy! Daddy! Daddy!Daddy!DADDY! oh shyt, daddy! DADDY! DADDY!" loud as fukk

it was kinda freakin me out tbh I mushed her head in the pillow so she can stfu.


and before you ask she does have father issues....that head good tho

 

[Swagnicious]

actually one time I was hitting this girl from the back and it was dark in her room and I accidentally started to put it in her ass

Her body made the nastiest, most demonic sound...it wasn't exactly a fart

She just turned around and says, "incorrect insertion "

Definitely not freaky in a good way

Why did I imagine this as some computer crash

On some "Thot.exe has stopped working. Please send the crash report to help us fix the problem"

 

[DJSmooth]

Put it in, and after three strokes she mutters, "My dad passed away around lunch today" and she started tearing up while I was tearing it up. All I said was sorry, pumped three or four times, and felt guilty AF. Got dressed and held her while she cried, naked.

You won

 

[Knuckles Red]

"Drink my shyt out of a champagne glass with your pinky out!"

 

[Kenny West]

damn im glad my post on the second page yall chicks on a different level

question for the contributors tho: how did yall meet the women from your stories? Was it online? For whatever reason e-hoes are weird as fukk

 

[FoolinLikeABitvh]

"I feel like a Unicorn slammed it's horn down my guts "

"Yo dikk could serve World Hunger "

 

[DaKidFromNoWhere]

Y'all ain't gonna believe this, but fukk y'all because it actually fukking happened.....

bytch was giving me that head.....all of a sudden outta nowhere she blew her nose on my dikk.....then continued sucking with the snot on it

She was freaky to begin with....let me choke her legit, and fling her lil ass all over the bedroom and shyt.....she used to talk the nastiest shyt and holler like Lily Thai....but that snot shyt she did was the bee's knees

We broke up over 2 years ago.....I still love her

^^^We have a winner!!! Can't get no nastier than that.

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

damn im glad my post on the second page yall chicks on a different level

question for the contributors tho: how did yall meet the women from your stories? Was it online? For whatever reason e-hoes are weird as fukk

Dorm neighbor

 

[Black]

"This is the bed I was raped in hehe"

 

[marcuz]

all of a sudden outta nowhere she blew her nose on my dikk.....then continued sucking with the snot on it

 

[Yehuda]

actually one time I was hitting this girl from the back and it was dark in her room and I accidentally started to put it in her ass

Her body made the nastiest, most demonic sound...it wasn't exactly a fart

She just turned around and says, "incorrect insertion "

Definitely not freaky in a good way

Why did I imagine this as some computer crash

On some "Thot.exe has stopped working. Please send the crash report to help us fix the problem"

Nahhhh.

 

[Yehuda]

delete

 

[Youngdev]

This bytch used to lick my arm pits, toes, bottom of my feet

shyt was cool, bytch acting brand new now cause she got a baby. I dont give a fukk bout your baby hoe. She need to come lick these pits

 

[Youngdev]

Double