What's the last text message you received

[pieface]

Last message I received: "Could you have sex with a girl who was deep conditioning her hair at the same time with a shower cap?"

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

you want cheese in your grits?




















it was my mama. bless that ladys heart

 

[vaudevillevillain]

my fukk buddy telling me she busy today

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

"Dude, don't use the heated KY massage oil on your dikk... that shyt burns"

 

[So UnThotful]

"macklemore is better than tyler the creator"

response back

 

[malbaker86]

a sonogram from my wife cause she had a doc's visit today

 

[Just like bruddas]

a sonogram from my wife cause she had a doc's visit today

congrats breh

 

[Banned Account12]

"ok if you say so"

jumpoff

 

[Rawtid]

"I guess so"

 

[little4209]

"Kate's cousin"

(my brother, in reference to a wedding he went to yesterday)

 

[BlvdBrawler]

"I want Sedona"

 

[snoopy98_prtlnd]

that's why you get paid the big bucks. (Referring to my job title)

 

[ugksam]

u want to go to lunch?

from my brother and no cause i just had breakfast

 

[Gunshi]

"that can be arranged "

shawty in response to me saying ill take her thank you in person.

 

[-G$-]

"flight # 1595, supposed to get in around 4pm, call you when we land xo"