What's the grimiest thing u did to a chick/dude ever?

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I fukked a "friends" (we were cool but we'd c each other when we c each other, not somebody I go outta my way to chill wit) girlfriend (told me they weren't together grimy Ho herself) RAW :ahh: after the bar one night...after she left I called my ex grl from HS over (who I shared :to:) n made her suck all night without washin the previous chicks p*ssy juice off my dikk...the revenge was sweet...then kicked her out n went to bed :win:
 

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was out at the club.. met up with the finest girl and grinded her and what not... i literally had such a boner i was like in that slightly leaned over phase... anyways she got 2 drunk and cabbed home...

i went back to my homies crib and he let me stay in his guest bed.... i beat off under the covers and the size of the load even had me like :damn:

the fukked up part is i can remember making that mental decision on our way back to his place... like yea.. im bust a nut in this dudes guest room :scheme:
 

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after the club, i kicked a chick out of my car for talking greasy to me. i left her in the drive thru at jack in the box at 4 in the morning. funny thing is, i stayed in line, ordered my food (while she stood next to the sign), paid for it and drove off. :russ:
 
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In my eyes I had every right
But once this girl went through my phone and seen pics and texts from other girls and she said she couldn't share a bed with me she was that upset but I wasn't prepared to drive home.
So I left her on the floor crying all night as I slept in her bed :yeshrug:
 

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In my eyes I had every right
But once this girl went through my phone and seen pics and texts from other girls and she said she couldn't share a bed with me she was that upset but I wasn't prepared to drive home.
So I left her on the floor crying all night as I slept in her bed :yeshrug:
right. if u actually did that, that aint grimey, that's dumb. she coulda offed u in ur sleep and claimed some bullsh1t accusation and most likely gotten away with it.
 

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hit her with the david blaine...



dikkin her down doggystyle...have her facin the window...leave switch on the lights...tag my potna....he get in without her knowin...

i go outside come around to the window where she is facing..knock on it...she look up



















dblaine.jpg
 

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- smashed one chick in the afternoon and smashed another one 2 hours later without washing my chico stick

- came in this chicks mouth just because she said not too

ill add more later
 

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went thru somebody's family like it was a family tree and they all knew and didnt care

the main girl her 2 sister,mom, 2 aunt, cousin


they were down for it so i guess its not that grimey :steviej:

i'll share more later on diff stories also
 

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I HIT A DOG ASS LICK AT THIS BDAY PARTY ABOUT 2 YEARS AGO
3 IPHONES, 300 DOLLARZ AND A SPRINT

THE fukkED UP PART WAS THAT IT THE BDAY GIRLS IPHONE BUT I DIDNT KNOW HER
AND MY BOY TOLD ME SHE CHOSE ME THTA NIGHT AND WAS ASKIN ABOUT ME
 
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