whats the easiest way to get p*ssy?

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Basically just tell a female anything. If we only talking about getting p*ssy, just lie. Be pilot, doctor, and paralegal all at the same time. Don't have any kids. Rent a Lamborghini. Lie your ass off.:blessed: Start with small lies and work your way up. When your dikk game get A-1:dame: they stop caring about the lies.

Hmmmm, gotta make it as realistic as possible though, so I interpret this to mean make 2-3 alter egos?
 

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Good question.

I find that now that I don't do bars or clubs anymroe, my body count dropped by 95%. Now that I'm not in school, I'm not surrounded by anyone my age.

Felt like paying for it about two nights ago, also, I think some of my neighbors are 21 now. Can't tell their get at all. :whew:
 
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Easiest way is through a female friend.
 

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Side note:

Whats the backstory on this :mjlol:

Looks like a domestic game between Gremio and Coritiba in Brazil

Ref obviously taking himself waaaay too seriously, although, saying that, fans and players in Brazil have been known to chase down, bully and even kill refs so...
 
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:francis::mjgrin:

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