What's the Deal with @KnickstapeCity's Obsession with Large Male Appendages?

[KnickstapeCity]

Done had that weirdo on ignore for months now

That form of cac humor don't amuse me

Small Dikk Energy





Hope you're amused by this neg, fakkit

 

[Low End Derrick]

What the fukk is this

 

[KnickstapeCity]

My nikka Big Dikk Bobby

 

[Cryptocurrency Scarface]

No dikk measuring thread is complete without @Tony D'Amato

 

[ABlackMan]

That knicker is a crazy knicker

 

[Ricky Fontaine]

My daddy raised me to not even play like that. When I played football he said he would beat my ass if he caught me letting a nikka slap my butt.

I thought all black people were like that but apparently not.

 

[KnickstapeCity]

My daddy raised me to not even play like that. When I played football he said he would beat my ass if he caught me letting a nikka slap my butt.

I thought all black people were like that but apparently not.

Nah, he is right. Your pops got a big dikk, breh.

 

[Low End Derrick]

dude still at it

Fat breh most definitely got a big dikk.

Wayne got a big dikk, breh

You got a big dikk, breh but fukk that Greek fakkit Giannis.

Nelly got a big dikk, breh

 

[RhodyRum]

"At one point, @KnickstapeCity's play style used to infuriate me with the constant "big dikk" this and "big dikk" that. Then one day, I did as all good coaches do and carved out a little time in my schedule to obsessively review his film. It then hit me that this dude simply excels at distributing. The man kicks in at least 10 "big dikk" dimes per game, is very comfortable in that role, and here we are asking him to change his game?

You tell me who's buggin'?

Being a big, big fan of pass-first point guards built in the Kenny Anderson / Jason Kidd mold, it was then that I became a fan. Once The Coli offense began to be built around @KnickstapeCity's elite ability to control tempo, call the right play, penetrate, then dish out those big dikk dimes effortlessly, our offense took it to another level and we never looked back. Every great offense that runs a Big Dikk playbook needs an efficient floor general who's willing to sacrifice his own stats so that the rest of the squad can get involved and capitalize off of all those Big Dikk opportunities that @KnickstapeCity produces on a nightly basis. Those elite Big Dikk passes elevates everyone else on the floor with him. Simply put, his ability to put a Big Dikk pass anywhere on the floor regardless of his own positioning benefits all of us.

Playmaker. Quarterback. Distributor. Thy name is @KnickstapeCity."

-Excerpt, Memoirs of a Coli Coach, Rhodyrum (Harper Collins, 2018)

Spoiler: This is the part where...

I'd post a picture of his early years as a high school Big Dikk playmaker. Y'all know the pic I'm talking about. Picture day in the gym. Crispy white uniform with the crispy white sneakers to match, on one knee with your right hand on the ball and your left hand doing the "We're number 1" with your index finger. Flashing a Hollywood-level smile full of youthful exuberance and hope, and fresh Nas fade (or Alonzo Mourning Georgetown flat top for the ) you just got at 7pm the night before.

Spoiler

If you played high school ball from 1986 to 2008 you know you got that pic somewhere in the crib.

 

[Reptile]

Hey big head @KnickstapeCity

 

[KnickstapeCity]

Hey big head @KnickstapeCity

My nikka Big Dikk 'Tile... What's good, nikka?

 

[Reptile]

My nikka Big Dikk 'Tile... What's good, nikka?

Not much just hangin and swangin til the Fat Lady starts sangin. 6 feet, 6 figures, 6 certs, 6 centimeters from ground flaccid.

 

[ThrobbingHood]

@Tony D'Amato reading this thread:

 

[It's been real]

Hey big head @KnickstapeCity

My nikka Big Dikk 'Tile... What's good, nikka?

 

[Reptile]

@Tony D'Amato reading this thread:

Hey look its Big Dikk Throbb. Whats up?