What's the biggest ducktale you've read on the Coli? :duck:

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

AOL BARR

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

Art Barr... Dat black Jim Varney lookin mufukka is da GOAT rambla.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

I don't know how this story went but something about Art Barr infiltrating a mail room or some shyt because he thought the gov. was trying to assassinate him? And how he ended up breaking tables and beating up ppl?

I can see him doing that too

 

[Ooh Marty]

I can see him doing that too

I know I got some parts wrong but I can see him doing that as well

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

TSC Tales

my friends own businesses

okay san diego basement dwelling mob boss

 

[AkaDemiK]

i got cramps from reading these art barr quotes. Yo that nikka has to be the most prolific poster when it comes to random fukkery in the history of the internet

 

[hjhblkhj]

I don't know how this story went but something about Art Barr infiltrating a mail room or some shyt because he thought the gov. was trying to assassinate him? And how he ended up breaking tables and beating up ppl?

http://www.the-coli.com/1108724-post265.html

 

[havoc00]

I don't know how this story went but something about Art Barr infiltrating a mail room or some shyt because he thought the gov. was trying to assassinate him? And how he ended up breaking tables and beating up ppl?

I will never forget this story ever, I play it in my head randomly and bust out laughing no lie

 

[Ooh Marty]

http://www.the-coli.com/1108724-post265.html

thats it....I dont think I laughed so hard after that

I will never forget this story ever, I play it in my head randomly and bust out laughing no lie

Yo real talk B, I almost lost my shyt in class a few weeks back after reading some shyt Art Barr crazy ass on said in a thread

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

http://www.the-coli.com/1108724-post265.html

good fukkin' lawd

 

[Metta World Movement]

I never got the point of making up ducktales to post on here. Yeah, some of them are funny, but once it's confirmed as made-up, I'm like

Every single story I've told about myself SOHH/Coli was true....from the flying roach, to my girl thinking I was jackin' off to the nikkas from Ready For The World

 

[MoneyTron]

I will never forget this story ever, I play it in my head randomly and bust out laughing no lie

i, purposely went down in grade as a temp employee.

in the legal document copier kiosk, of this law firm.

so i had access to all documents.

what is funny is a legal aid there recognized me from the underground and after i found out what i needed.

i talked to him the rest of the day to purposefully get removed.

after not returning to the kiosk.

the family friend who took my case and fukked't it up.

she is dead from cancer at a young age,...rest in piss, bytch!


good fukk'n riddance,.....negligent scary ass bytch!



art barr

art barr

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

I don't know how this story went but something about Art Barr infiltrating a mail room or some shyt because he thought the gov. was trying to assassinate him? And how he ended up breaking tables and beating up ppl?

i am blackballed for suing people in power.

so i know what you are saying to be true.

when you go against people of high grade or pedigree.

with a naive spirit, no power and low capital,....they will kill you.

no matter how right or how much evidence is in your favor.

justice does not exist in america at all.

so if something happens to you,..in general you can forget justice.

my original lawyer was the most successful defense lawyer in chicago.

yet,..after she took my case,..it seems she got cold feet and quickly was ready to not defend me in like a few days or weeks time. i was hiding out in another state with a plugged female of mine at the time. yet,..my lawyer was urge'n me to comeback like she was spooked.

i come back when she puts the pressure on me to motivate. yet, when i get back,..it was like somebody more powerful than her was making her move my case.

i know she was a high up partner at her firm.

as, later on i actually infiltrated her firm as a temp through an inhouse mailroom and copier firm.

so when i knocked on her door,..she looked like she saw a ghost!

plus i worked there now and she acted like she knew me.

except she did not treat me like the son,..i used to be treated as before i brought her my case.

i know she had enough power csuse she was that powerful. that a pritzker's wife was just like a lowly mail clerk or paralegal there.

years before this she was trying to get me to drop the case.

which never made any actual logical or legalsense.

plus, she was never trying to get what the actual monetary award for the case was.

plus she instructed me to never press criminal charges.

i later on found out that was not accurrate...now, mind you this is the most successful corporate defense attorney in illinois.
plus her referral was piss poor and her referral ruined my case.

i still think she was scared and sabotaged my case on purpose.

she was a family friend,..that was so close my bff who was killed was her nephew.

plus,..when my lil bro was born. i woke up at her house as a kid on that day. that is how close our families were.

my parents migrated her from baltimore from college with her.

like they were the only people ewch of them knew. so close we all stayed in the same large apartments on 67th and crandon. which are now all overpriced condos.
her behavior after she had my case.

was not like someone who was close to the family though. which always struck me as odd,...i guess other powers that be were at work unbeknownest to me as well.

art barr

 

[MoneyTron]

Art was drawing comic books at age 3.

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I don't think you can make this stuff up.

 

[Doctor Gonzo]

In what reality do any of those stories make sense?

I couldn't even make up stories like that