NOT THE BEES and only reason it aint mentioned in my list is I didnt see it in theatresI'm pretty shocked I haven't seen my choice on here yet, which can only mean one of two things...
1. Fortunately for me I've missed out on a bunch of horrible movies
2. I was the only nikka to go watch this piece of shytor
What's the absolute worst movie you ever seen in theaters?
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TheGodling
Los Ingobernables de Sala de Cine
I honestly can't think of a movie. Maybe it's because I tend to have a good gut feeling and know how to avoid or prepare for trash, but I can't think of a movie that left me furious in the theater seats.
Actually, I just thought of a Dutch movie from a couple years back called Zomerhitte (Summer Heat). A laughably bad 'erotic' thriller with cartoonish bad guys, two leads (real life partners) who had zero chemistry and at one point in the movie a bird watcher gets his eye torn out by an angry owl, which literally, and I mean literally, had nothing to do with anything else in the movie whatsoever.
And to make this shyt a top three, I might just give dishonorable mentions to The Boy In The Striped Pajamas and Cashback. The first because it's a Holocaust movie where everybody speaks British, including very American actress Vera Farmiga, and because of how horribly insulting that movie's ending was. The latter because it was pure artsy fartsy drivel, a full length feature that failed to add anything to make it stand out from the short film it was based on besides making it even more pretentious than it already was.
Actually, I just thought of a Dutch movie from a couple years back called Zomerhitte (Summer Heat). A laughably bad 'erotic' thriller with cartoonish bad guys, two leads (real life partners) who had zero chemistry and at one point in the movie a bird watcher gets his eye torn out by an angry owl, which literally, and I mean literally, had nothing to do with anything else in the movie whatsoever.
And to make this shyt a top three, I might just give dishonorable mentions to The Boy In The Striped Pajamas and Cashback. The first because it's a Holocaust movie where everybody speaks British, including very American actress Vera Farmiga, and because of how horribly insulting that movie's ending was. The latter because it was pure artsy fartsy drivel, a full length feature that failed to add anything to make it stand out from the short film it was based on besides making it even more pretentious than it already was.
World War Z 
I went in expecting so much, and got so little in return.
I went in expecting so much, and got so little in return.
Field Marshall Bradley
Veteran
I don't know if what's being posted are the worst movies or just huge disappointments
Kung Pow or Black Knight are not fukking classics at fukking all.
Hate on classic comedies, brehs
Martin has made some classic comedy movies, even bad comedies that I thought were funny, but Black Knight is fukking awful.
Kung Pow is just fukking terrible, and I like parody movies, the shyt was a fukking disgrace.
Wild Wild West
'Silent House'. It was paired with I think 'The Hunger Games' at a drive in theater. Came on after THG concluded and holy shyt. 
Half of the cars pulled out in less than 30 minutes into it and I called the 'twist' 20 minutes into the movie. It was the worst movie I can recall seeing.
Half of the cars pulled out in less than 30 minutes into it and I called the 'twist' 20 minutes into the movie. It was the worst movie I can recall seeing.
FrederickDouglas
All Star
CACarot
Where is Princess Fajita
Elektra 
It's done brehs...film room official top 10 films of all time list:
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/drumroll-please-official-film-room-top-10-films-of-all-time.235544/
http://www.thecoli.com/threads/drumroll-please-official-film-room-top-10-films-of-all-time.235544/
IVS
Superstar
Goddamn! I remember waiting all that time for that movie to come out only for it to be pure and utter garbage. (I even remember exactly where I saw this garbage. AMC Waterfont in Pitt.) I just remember the end with some cumlike manna substance raining from the sky, and them feeling it and saying its warm..I was like WTF!?Final Fantasy: Spirit Within or whatever the fukk it was called. I was pissed. I went in expecting something else entirely like wizards or magic or some shyt. It was so fukking boring. There's others that I'll probably mention later in the thread but this one for starters
Ethnic Vagina Finder
The Great Paper Chaser
For years, Battlefield Earth was number one on my list until I saw this movie.
The trailer was dope and the movie started out like any other movie but then the shyt took a left turn, swerved and crashed into a fukking telephone pole.
Unbreakable.....
