"What's Beef?" UFC 214 Thread (Jones/Cormier Woodley/Maia Cyborg/Evinger Lawler/Cerrone) July 29th

Who will win?


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Is this recent?
 
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brehs, i had a weird ass dream last night

I had a dream Jon Jones decided to take a warm up fight before facing Daniel Cormier

for some reason, he was fighting Demian Maia
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Jon Jones was in prime form beating on Maia when suddenly, Maia grabbed Jones by his arm and held on until he broke his formarm! Jones tapped out and visibly was shaken up knowing now he wont be able to face Cormier yet again.

Daniel Cormier was outside the cage laughing at Jones and Mocking him pointing :umad:

Right then and there, Jon Jones began to cry while medics checked on his arm in the cage, angrily pacing back and forth in the cage...

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when all of a sudden...

Jon Jones leaps up on top of the Octagon outer brim, Stood tall and took a head first suicidal dive onto the concrete!!!!
:bryan:

even in my dream, the camera saw a glimpse of Jon Jones cracked skull bleeding profusely all over the ground as the EMT's ran to Jones aid. The cameras quickly turned away from the gruesome fall as ongoiners looked on like...
:merchant::huhldup::mindblown:

and then, i forced myself to wake up. It felt so real!

I assumed Jones wanted to kill himself feeling like he was a fukk up to his life and society





shyt was truly :mjcry:

P.S. what a weird coincidence, Maia is on the same card as Jones coming up. I didnt even know that till now.
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i called it. let the suicide countdown begin
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I rock with cormier because we from the same city but damn aint expect this shyt to happen AGAIN
 
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