What y'all think of Rodney Dangerfield?

[Mr. Somebody]

 

[Swiggy]

 

[ThumpDaddy]

I have always loved his comedy. I felt the same way, I wasn't getting any respect either. Man was a genius when it came to comedy.

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

"My wife likes to dress up during sex.Just the other night, she met me at the door wearing a nice negligee.......The only problem, SHE WAS COMING HOME"

 

[patscorpio]

rodney was a true comedic legend

 

[daze23]

he's just got that classic new york steeze

 

[Clem]

I think dude is hilarious.

 

[Bud Bundy]

damn fine rapper 2

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLGxWPtgodo[/ame]

 

[fact]

This thread is crazy because im over in NYC with my girl at Sloan Kettering and I just walked by his comedy club while I was out on a walk

 

[Honga Ciganesta]

In my life I've been through plenty. when I was three years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.

When I was a kid I got no respect. When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me... and no one showed up.

With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex.

I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

at the last one.

I'm going to go buy his book right now, thank god for the Shop Amazon link up top

 

[fact]

My favorite one from him......
"My wife insisted I get a hobby, and that I join a bridge club........I jump next tuesday"

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

In my life I've been through plenty. when I was three years old, my parents got a dog. I was jealous of the dog, so they got rid of me.

When I was a kid I got no respect. When my parents got divorced there was a custody fight over me... and no one showed up.

With girls, I don't think right. I had a date with one girl, she had mirrors all over her bedroom. She told me to come over and bring a bottle. I got Windex.

I'm a bad lover. I once caught a peeping tom booing me.

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.

at the last one.





I'm going to go buy his book right now, thank god for the Shop Amazon link up top

Rodney: She's what you call a "double bagger"

Talk show host:What's that?

Rodney: That's when you put a bag over your head just in case the one over her head breaks

 

[MooseMouthMthafuga]

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.





Yeah, I know I'm ugly... I said to a bartender, 'Make me a zombie.' He said 'God beat me to it.'




My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive




My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap. He was in the electric chair



I could tell my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio




With my wife I don't get no respect. I made a toast on her birthday to 'the best woman a man ever had.' The waiter joined me

 

[AkaDemiK]

at these lines. The punchlines are genius.

 

[duck]

reading these replies, i can hear rodney's voice in my head saying them

some of these got me laughing out loud, seriously