MooseMouthMthafuga
Veteran
I'mma say something off instinct, but blink and you miss it
What would you do if Mike Tyson was calling you a f@ggot in front of millions of people?
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Peter Popoff
AKA Petty Pimpiń..🤑
Neo. The Only. The One.
THE ONE
I'd be on my @Kasper KArr shıt and just accept it.
He would immediately scream out "I'm a girl anyway" like Tracey Morgan character in The Longest Yard
JasoRockStar
Superstar
Pride/Ego has been the number one thing that's led men to their graves since the dawn of time.Challenge a raging Mike Tyson?
Dude would get his face broken tryin to be tough
AyBrehHam Linkin
First Black Brehsident
id tell him u right imma go seek god
Would yall let him talk to you any kinda way? Yall remember that press conference he had with Lennox Lewis where he snapped on that cac reporter and was talking about fukking him in the ass?
Me and some of my homies were discussing old boxing fights and this press conference came up. One of my boys said he wouldn't let Mike disrespect him like that while he just stood their quiet and shook. He said he woulda been wolfing back at least.
The rest of us were looking at him like. "Fool that's angry, coked up Mike Tyson we talmbout, he would've killed that guy if he said something back."
Then he said "Imagine looking your wife in the eyes after another man called you a p*ssy and how he was gonna rape you."
Then we were likebecause that is a valid point. IDK, I might've had to say something back because getting hoe'd like that in front of the world and losing the respect of your peers might be worse than getting your ass beat.
If I was that reporter, I would've quietly made my way close to the back of the room. Once I was near the rear exit door, and there was a sea of people between me and Iron Mike, I would've started talking cash shyt to the champ! I would've sold so many wolf tickets, that they would've thought that I was the #1 ranked WBC contender. I would've talked so much trash that even Mitch Green would've had to tell me to chill out!
Then I would've told Mike to step outside, but since I was already at the back door, I would've RAN to my car & been halfway home by the time he got through the crowd. The next day at work, I would've written a front page article about how I stepped to the champ, but he was ducking my fade.
MischievousMonkey
Gor bu dëgër
If there is some distance between us, Ima use the undefeated weapon of sarcasm
JasoRockStar
Superstar
Don't think that would've helped breh. Mike 100% jumping off that stage and going into the crowd if that happens.talk shyt back and pray to god one of my boys pretends to hold me back ...like in an NBA fight
Gotta square up then
RickyDiBiase
The Sword of Jesus of Nazareth
JasoRockStar
Superstar
threattonature
Veteran
Plus nikkas talking about looking their woman in the eye after letting a man talk to you like that, imagine trying to look her in the eye through some swollen up squinting eyes while she making googly ass at the nikka that just knocked you out. If she dumb enough to want you to crash out against Mike Tyson she dumb enough to leave you after you get dropped by Mike.
I'll be talking shyt, but looking past Mike and at his corner stool guy, letting corner stool guy know I'll beat HIS ass on sight in a grocery store, at the 7 eleven air pump station, at Massage Envy, and on a peace and tranquility retreat at a resort temple.
threattonature
Veteran
Exactly. Mike was squaring up with cops and security after biting Holyfield's ear, think a room full of reporters gone keep Mike from jumping off that stage and handling his business. Plus I think this was the same press conference where he bit Lennox's leg if I'm remembering right. Mike was wilding at this time.Don't think that would've helped breh. Mike 100% jumping off that stage and going into the crowd if that happens.