What Would You Do Coli Brehs and Ladies, If A Girl or Dude Sleeps On Your Shoulder On The Train

[Silkk]

if it's a dude i push him off
if it's an ugly girl i push her off
if it's a good looking girl ...

if it's a fine ass woman, imma let that bytch cuddle up next to me

but if it's a man imma wake that fakkit ass nikka up

This. No nikkas

 

[Turbulent]

if it's a dude, push him off
if it's an ugly chick, push her off
if it's a pretty chick, push her off

 

[ScoopNScore]

Then I see this; this morning






I knew all cac weren't racist. The Jews are our brothers in arms .... we know each others struggle. Slavery, driven from our homeland, persecution for centuries.
Still won't let a dude rest on my shoulder .... that is suspect as hell.

Or he coulda just been shook as fukk and wasn't even gonna try to see what would happen if he tried to wake him up.

 

[ScoopNScore]

if it's a fine ass woman, imma let that bytch cuddle up next to me

but if it's a man imma wake that fakkit ass nikka up

Both these things happened to me.

First the man story. 7 train, drunk ass hispanic dude looking like but , and the only available seat was next to him, so I said fukkit, I need to rest my feet. I soon found out why that was the only available seat. That nikka was swaying all over the place n his seat! He got his head on my shoulder, swayed the other way, and damn near fell off. When he almost fell on my lap, I pushed him real quick and told him to wake up, and he just looked at me like:jaden: and went back to sleep. Must've been on that good shyt or something. Luckily, more people left so I moved and left someone else to deal with him. Who knows if dude even got home that night?



Now the female story. On the 3 train, looking similar to this:

I took a little power nap before work, but I was on the edge, so I could just rest my head on the handrail. 2 stops before I got off, I felt a little pressure, and when I woke up, I saw this chick all up next to me, and the whole row of seats was as empty as that picture! I was about to tell her there's a lot more space, so move over, but I saw what she looked like and thought maybe I'll let her stay for these last two stops. Can't front tho, I did put my hand on her leg, and she didn't even wake up or nothing! She musta been dreaming I was her bf . I woulda spat game, but I had to leave the train, so I just nudged her and asked "Taking a nap, too ?" She smiled like she was embarrassed and laughed a little, saying "yeah." Of course, I was thinking if i was awake the whole time I coulda got the digits!