What would a TLR house party look like?

[全能の神]

Keep me out of your fantasies weirdo

 

[Kingshango]

I'll be the one holding the wall minding my business.
































Then my favorite Michael Jackson song comes on and im like

 

[Worthless Loser]

Sounds like a disaster in the making with the police coming. No thanks.

 

[Cat piss martini]

All of the ladies with clean panties
tell me where the party is because
my breh's wanted to keep the draws to
themselves but i'm coming anyway.

Steps out the whip to sounds of
it's Catpiss the Gawd girl.

me: i'm in this bytch!

walks through the crowd with a few
sexy's who are taking deep breaths
of my cologne.

pulls the baddest pair of draws in the
place to spit this gospel.

she's about to drop her homegirls
off and meet me at the spot.....
ya'll be easy......i'm out.

oh yeah.....

 

[Paradise]

Sounds lame... Gonna stay home and make dinner and invite people over for board game night

 

[George's Dilemma]

@Roddy Right would come by and get flashbacks of that girl he asked to go to the prom with him but she went with a white dude instead. So then he'd shoot up the party all the while yelling about statistics that prove Black women are disloyal.

 

[Raid]

There would be like 6 women in attendance.
And they would all leave when they realize they are the only women there.
Thus a sausage fest party that ends with fights.

nikkas gone be literally at the same party, screaming pull up to each other......

 

[ZoeGod]

All of the ladies with clean panties
tell me where the party is because
my breh's wanted to keep the draws to
themselves but i'm coming anyway.

Steps out the whip to sounds of
it's Catpiss the Gawd girl.

me: i'm in this bytch!

walks through the crowd with a few
sexy's who are taking deep breaths
of my cologne.

pulls the baddest pair of draws in the
place to spit this gospel.

she's about to drop her homegirls
off and meet me at the spot.....
ya'll be easy......i'm out.

oh yeah.....

 

[Tapp]

I gotta get my internet rep up so I can be invited to these make believe parties

 

[I love Latina women]

Me, getting my Tank on....

 

[ZoeGod]

This idea that I have Disc Jockey knowledge couldn't be further from the truth....Sounds like a nice party tho.

You right @Sagat would be the DJ

 

[Arris]

Sounds lame... Gonna stay home and make dinner and invite people over for board game night

and get your ass handed to you in monopoly

 

[flea]

It's 2017, u New York clowns ain't slicing anyone up anymore. I'd have you smearing orange koolaid powder on your lips fakkit. Everyone in this bytch would be like "oh you're flea? u be posting some crazy shyt breh " as I chuckle and say excuse me while I go and pour myself another drink

 

[Meksico]

Highly doubt that's how it'd play out, internet personas tend to not translate too well into RL for most

Well it would definitely be a party to remember one way or the other no doubt

The question really should be who would go?

 

[TRFG]

take these 5 stars


So no one mentioned Napoleon huh