What would a TLR house party look like?

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It would be a nice and chill affair in the beginning. @King Musa would be the DJ:dj2: Everybody would pull up all orderly and shyt. But this would be where beef would be settled. nikkas would be outside playing ceelo. @Luck would confront @Ronnie Lott on some
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Then we would see coli militants arguing with @Thomas and @Knuckles Red.Near the backyard. Then @Y2Dre would walk up to @Thomas on some
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Then the whole militant community stomps him out. @charmander would pull out his phone on some
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@JudgeJoeGorilla tries to get with @Prima Donna but she curves him like
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@WHIPPEDCream and @the cac mamba get their jungle fever on. @the cac mamba wears a Make America Great Again Hat while fukking her.


@Wenzel Dashington starts screaming she is a bed wench with his white girlfriend who is wearing a Dashiki.
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@A Woman's Opinion pulls up with some LSA posters and say black men are the enemy of black women. @malcolmxxx_45 says that East Africans are better than West Africans and AA's:troll: All hell breaks loose
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Many of the coli queens simply dip. While I and @rahtid make an escape to get our freak on in the basement
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A Lebron stan kills @G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman during the mayhem like
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@#SOG_soldier and @BrothaZay pulls up to the party late and start bucking at the crowd.
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@Yusuke gets shot like
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bytchass nikka dies.

@flea gets sliced up
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@stomachlines takes the Karoke mike and starts singing

with a :damn: on his face trying to calm the crowd down but gets laced up on stage like
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With the mayhem going on @Barnett114 starts whistling with his perm IP ban shotgun everybody starts running.



And that is how a TLR House party would end. :youngsabo: Feel free to add what would you do or who you would do :shaq: in a Coli TLR house party.
 

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I'd be with the strippers and good liquor ... in that room there's a cover charge.
 
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i know there are a few bruhettes butt i wanna eat :noah: but i wouldn't be thirsty :whoa:


i'd wait for the people trying make faces that resemble smilies and gifs
 

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A bunch of antisocial, weird brehs standing in the corner scared to look around and talk/dance with the women around them on some.......
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"Why isn't she looking at me"
There would be like 6 women in attendance.
And they would all leave when they realize they are the only women there.
Thus a sausage fest party that ends with fights.
 
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