What was your worst relationship?

[Theraflu]

you're a girl?!

He is a man.

 

[Swiggy]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuck are you diabetic now?

Shockingly, no

Doctor told me last month like "I'm shocked you aren't diabetic, and have your blood pressure and cholesterol in check. You got lucky."

 

[muse]

no offense, but i sometimes wonder why the owners gave us profiles.

i do too
cuz the fukk would i go to your profile for?

 

[obarth]

In all honesty, a large pizza and 2 liter of cherry coke every Monday and Thursday from 2000 - 2008

Your snack game is on a hundred thousand trillion, breh

met a nikka and within 5 minutes he thought we were together. i kicked it one night because i was only in town for that long and i damn near got arrested for eating chicken nuggets in my car outside his crib. he blew me up everyday for a week and then finally sent a text like "i guess you forgot about me". i didn't get to be a part of the dark knight rises, either. that's the only reason i went to pittsburgh. now i don't give out my number and lie about my name a lot.

EDIT: it might be a tie though cuz that chick i was smashing 2 autumns ago while her baby daddy was in jail ended up being pretty bad too.

 

[360dagod]

Poor thing

If I had to deal with that for 18 years,then that terminology can be used...

It is what it is sweetheart...

Made me wiser and stronger....

 

[Swiggy]

Your snack game is on a hundred thousand trillion, breh

My dude, it was a struggle to break the habit

I'mma still go ham when GTA5 drops, tho

 

[BlvdBrawler]

Shockingly, no

Doctor told me last month like "I'm shocked you aren't diabetic, and have your blood pressure and cholesterol in check. You got lucky."

 

[The 2020 New Member]

i do too
cuz the fukk would i go to your profile for?

why are you asking my gender then? it's personal information that's listed on my personal profile.

 

[HarlemsOwn]

He is a man.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

lmao. nikka u knew that, tho.

Shockingly, no

Doctor told me last month like "I'm shocked you aren't diabetic, and have your blood pressure and cholesterol in check. You got lucky."

damn that is lucky. i would have been done for. at least you made that change.

 

[muse]

why are you asking my gender then? it's personal information that's listed on my personal profile.

shorty i was just shocked you were a girl
tis all

 

[KinksandCoils]

I lost 80lbs for a reason

How long did it take.

 

[Swiggy]

How long did it take.

Since April of 2012.

 

[KinksandCoils]

Since April of 2012.

Oh good for u

 

[The 2020 New Member]

shorty i was just shocked you were a girl
tis all

this is me.

Spoiler

might as well get some shameless self promotion or criticism while i'm at it