What Reason Would You Have To Cheat On Mystique

[Crakface]

Im not waking up to a reptile looking bytch, I dont care if my nikkas with I'm with Rihanna

You didnt make sense after that comma bruh. WTF did you just say.

 

[Kenny West]

she might not be able to transform them walls

 

[Crakface]

she might not be able to transform them walls

Can psionically alter the formation of her biological cells at will.

That snatch feel like a closed Fist.

 

[Pdiddy]

She'll give you whatever you like.

Her self-esteem is shyt

 

[Crakface]

Her self-esteem is shyt

And.......

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

She would have more then this broad.

Metamorph: Can psionically alter the formation of her biological cells at will. As a result she can cause herself to look and sound like an exact duplicate of any human, humanoid, or semi-humanoid being of either sex, wearing virtually any kind of clothing. Her control is so exact that she can precisely duplicate another persons retina pattern in her own eyes, finger, palm and skin-pore patterns on her own hands and skin, and vocal cords to match voices to the point of corresponding voice prints. While she can make herself look exactly like a person who is physically bigger than herself, she will not weigh as much as the real person does. Although she can maintain the form of a person of her height, weight, and build indefinitely, the longer that she maintains the form of a person physically bigger than herself, the greater the strain she feels.

Mystique was once exposed to dangerous levels of radiation in order to save the life of Toad. The process morphed Mystique's appearance to match her more reptilian physique from the movies, and boosted her powers so that she could now morph her body into taking certain desired physical traits depending on her situation at the time (note: this reptilian form was quickly discarded, whether it was because of retcon or if she simply shape-shifted back to her previous form remains to be seen).

Examples of this new ability included: night vision, wings on her back, talons in her fingers, sharp fanged teeth, natural body armor,mermaid-like tail,and she could even compress nearly two-dimensional like a rolling pin to glide on air currents, similar to Mr. Fantastic, which she used to survive an explosion.

Since her resurrection by The Hand, her powers have been enhanced to a higher level than they were before, to the degree that she could fool super-humanly acute senses such as Wolverine's sense of smell, something she couldn't do before her death.

• Metamorphic Adaptation: After her enhancement Mystique showed the ability to adapt her body depending on her situation at the time. She was able to adapt her body in order to camouflage according to her surroundings, shift her organs into her lower extremities, heal from numerous bullet wounds in at least a few minutes, and mimic the textures of metals (when she took on the form of Magneto and his helmet). She also clearly stated that she was always naked and she merely made her skin look and feel like other materials to fool others.[29]
• Enhance Physical Attributes: Able to enhance her strength, speed, agility, reflexes, and senses.
• Accelerated Healing: Mystique's nature allows her to repair and regenerate herself from minor to near death injuries in a short span of time, much faster than an ordinary human.
• Toxin & Disease Resistance: She is also able to develop resistance and immunities to toxins and diseases.
• Retarded Aging: Her metamorphic powers have retarded the degenerative effects of her aging process. She has always had this ability even before her enhancement; she is either close to or over one hundred years old.
• Psychic Defense: Mystique's nature also provides her with a natural defense against telepathic intrusion.

man breh idgaf about her disease resistance, i just know while she sleeping, ima be rubbing my dikk on blue snakeskin, and that aint whats hot in the streets. i dont want a genetically or physically (ass-shots etc) woman period. i need that beauty au naturale.

 

[T-K-G]

Nah you just gotta throw her a bone and fukk her while shes blue once a week or something, she'll be alright.

i'd have no problem with this, if anything she could just morph the scales always, idgaf if she stays blue when the lights are off

 

[Rawtid]

u get tired of fuccking the same chick

She can just change into any bytch you want her to be. Im thinking her p*ssy will feel different too.

 

[Crakface]

man breh idgaf about her disease resistance, i just know while she sleeping, ima be rubbing my dikk on blue snakeskin, and that aint whats hot in the streets. i dont want a genetically or physically (ass-shots etc) woman period. i need that beauty au naturale.

You the type of nikka that just dont know when hes won in life. Im sure this is a real life character flaw.

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

i'm getting her to use her powers to rob banks, and then transform into beyonce while we fukk on a pile of money. the keegles she could do using her powers to morph them sugar walls

fukk what you talembout she looks good as a blue chick anyways, my dikk doesn't discriminate on skin color

 

[Crakface]

i'd have no problem with this, if anything she could just morph the scales always, idgaf if she stays blue when the lights are off

Man you take that broad to the club with you and tell her to touch every fine bytch you wanna fukk that night, take her home an hour later and blast off. Mystique would stay pregnant id id stay having freak kids.

 

[Nefrodamus]

You didnt make sense after that comma bruh. WTF did you just say.

She try murk me the sleep. a sneaky thot no way I'm going that

Nope

 

[Crakface]

i'm getting her to use her powers to rob banks, and then transform into beyonce while we fukk on a pile of money. the keegles she could do using her powers to morph them sugar walls

fukk what you talembout she looks good as a blue chick anyways

She dont need kegals bruh. SHE CAN CHANGE HER ATOMIC STRUCTURE AT WILL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

She can rearrange the properties of that twat at WILL!

 

[NoMoreWhiteWoman2020]

You the type of nikka that just dont know when hes won in life. Im sure this is a real life character flaw.

i dont consider having a blue skinned assassin as a wife a win but 'tis what it is

 

[beenz]

What if she has low self esteem and will turn into a dime anytime you go out in public.

what if she starts trippin and only turns into fat hoes for you????