What Pissed You Off The Most As A Child?

[KING WILL]

Mom: lets stop and getting something to eat.

Me: (happy as hell)

Stepdad: I was just gonna make a sandwich.

Me: (U stupid mfer)

 

[Rasille]

My dad was a comic book villain level strict. And I got it the worst between me and my brothers

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Mom putting me in dresses to go to school…like wtf am I supposed to accomplish at recess in a dress

 

[JadeB]

Church
Weekend homework
Math
M*A*S*H theme playing
Being poor
Forced to eat porridge
Church

 

[Dameon Farrow]

I grew up in the "TV Preacher" grift era and i couldn't understand how adults really believed that crap. My cousin worked security for a Benny Hin / Hen revival and I couldn't believe the theatrics! It was better than wrestling lol But the adults really believed it smh

Those tents have Grade A foolishness

 

[Phantum]

Going to church and then Sunday school

Couldn't get cool haircuts or trendy clothes

Had to wait until I was older or sneak and watch R Rated action movies.

I had no idea what Saturday Night Live was but it sounded lit but I always had to go to bed before it.

 

[Peachstate]

Scraping my knee when falling off my bicycle

Almost giving myself a hysterectomy on that high bar on my first ten-speed.

 

[Peachstate]

My mom making us eat healthy. Wheat bread, wheat germ, cream of wheat (I found out later I'm allergic to wheat which explains my horrible childhood excema), brown rice, nothing fried EVER, no koolaid EVER, no chips EVER, no butter/only margarine. It sucked.

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

We were never spoken to in that slow baby talk at home. My parents always spoke to us in a direct mature manner. We only have one set of distant cousins, and we weren’t allowed to play with them, because their mother made some bad choices, and the kids would have been a bad influence on us. So we were around adults, and always listening to their conversations. Then, when I would be around kids, I’d be so appalled at how stupid they were, and how they acted, which was pretty normal for a kid, but unappealing for mature kids.

 

[egsteel]

Losing on video games I use to be breaking shyt

Basically lost my shyt every time I played Street Fighter 2 at the arcade.

One minute I'm dominating, next minute the cpu is doing 58hit combos on my bytch ass.

I only cried 40% of the time though.

 

[Dont@Me]

Adults not being able to answer my questions. This always got me in trouble.

"So ma, is this nikka God real or nah? "

 

[Dont@Me]

Being accused of things I didn't do.

Ummm Yea.

Didn't do your homework.

Didn't do your chores.

What you expect breh?

 

[Anton]

my grandma smoking in the car

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Ugly, fat women kissing all on me(sometimes on the lips) and hugging me

Talking bout

"Willie you soo handsome, u gon be my husband when you grow up. I'm a steal them curls out your hair"