What martial art should I learn that teaches you how to kill easily?

[mr. smoke weed]

Cause I ain't gonna let it get to that point

I wish you luck breh! Until the fatal day we commence combat

 

[Itzdadiabolical]

If you wanna kill someone so bad, you might as well have a gun. Martial Arts are generally about self-defense.

 

[Beerus]

Krav Maga huh
Really would like to avoid fighting but if this can finish a fight quickly,(without having to kill a nikka) I might jump on that this summer.
It's between this and Jeet Kune Do now

 

[Another Man]

I'd rather do Kickboxing or Muay Thai, imagine the feeling of landing a headkick or flying knee KO.

You'd have to be very, very skilled and experienced to pull those off with ease in a street fight. However doing such things is more risk than reward really. Bruce Lee himself stated that he'd never kick above waist level in a street fight.

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

Ill call the cops on both of you.

 

[Mr. Pink]

"Krav Maga"

All I can say is you people shouldn't fall for the marketing.

 

[So-Chi]

If you condition yourself well enough, you can kill someone with pretty much any martial art. However, as people have mentioned earlier, Krav Maga is designed all around for efficient defense in street combat situations. Basically it has tactics in which you devastate your opponent as quickly as possible.

my LAWD what a bad day

 

[Master Teacher]

fighting is hard killing is easy, you don't need martial arts to kill someone you just have to want to do it