What kinda 'freak off's' was Diddy hosting where he needed 1000 bottles of lube and baby oil?

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

p*ssy gets wet if it likes you…what’s the other shyt for?

 

[42 Monks]

Imagine you’re the assistant that was responsible for the freakoff supplies, you got your list, and you’re on the phone with the vendor.

“Yes, sir. I need 500 anal plugs .”

“Okay, I need another 1,000 bottles of baby oil. Not the kind from last time. My client said that irritated their skin .”

“Yes, sir. I need 700 strap-ons with at least a ten inch member attached .”


Boy, ain’t no way!!!!

amazon and johnson and johnson said they can't meet the demand in time mr. combs

this freak off is happening regardless make it happen

 

[Oatmeal]

Yall thought that was water is his pool?

 

[Oatmeal]

That ain't water in his pool....

 

[Phantum]

p*ssy gets wet if it likes you…what’s the other shyt for?

For when the p*ssy doesn't like you but you still gotta have it

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

he was hoarding like the covid days

 

[LeaveMyHairLineAlone]

Freak off supplies

 

[Contrarian]

Spoiler: :0

 

[King Poetic]

For meek and midgets

 

[Flexington]

Diddy was out here hosting Nuru massage parties

 

[Chief]

Can you even buy 1000 bottles at one store?

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Dude has a baby oil fountain and lube loaded super soakers. You couldn't catch him lacking

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Diddy is the monster everyone thought Suge Knight was, what a fukking weirdo

 

[BangBike]

 

[CrushedGroove]

Maybe he wanted his "Take that" to be a little smoother.