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I'm not gonna call duck tales but this thread is pretty hilarious
 
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Back when i worked at Great Adventure, there were like 2 biker dudes behind our car. We through our bags of food (McD's) and drinks at them cause they were tailgating us. :sadcam:

The food/drinks hit them, and they proceeded to chase us through some back roads for about 20 minutes. Some SCARY shyt cuz I thought if they caught up to us someone was gonna die (the 2 biker dudes turned to 4, and one had a big cinderblock on his lap while chasing us).

It was me, my boy, and two girls (a girl was driving too....even scarier :smile:. My boy was like 5 ft. so you see the predicament I'm in. I didn't know how we were going to lose the bikers. I convinced this girl to ride through a corn field to another road (no corn stalks) since there was a little ditch before the corn field. Lucky for us when we made it to the corn field, two of the bikers crashed in the ditch and fell off their bikers (one of them had the cinderblock). The other two bikers helped their friends and stopped chasing us....allowing a swift escape. :cape:
 

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fukked a dead body she was only dead like 10 minutes though so it wasn't creepy. :whoa:
damnnnnnnnnnn

fukked a bytch then ended up fukking her two cousins and they all found out about it
how did they react?

I thought she was passed out. It was at a party she got alcohol poisoning and I started fukking her and she wasn't moving but I was like :yeshrug: got my nut and bounced. I found out the next day she died. I had to go down to the police station because I was the last one seen with her. :snoop:
how did it go with the cops?

  1. went to my job on the weekend and got ate under my desk while I processed 200 ee's timesheets
  2. had sex in a park, in the daytime, in the summer
  3. nah, I cant type that...
yes you could, what happened?
went to jail in cancun :wow:
damnnnnnnn
Shot up a house party 15 years ago
Sold dope to a 14 year old white gurl..
Kidnapped some nikka that owed me money and held him at my apartment for 3 days..

Did alot of crazy shyt when I was young
got damn...the fucc...you was wild...what led to those incidences?
had a threesome with half sisters
faked an epileptic fit during an exam because i was gonna fail
last minute stand in for an armed robbery
how did it go with the half sisters? how did it go last minute?
 

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What was that like my dude? I almost got locked in cancun :wow:

fukkin cops pulled me over for fukking littering. Me and my cuz were leavin a bullshyt club so we was walkin back to the hotel and i tossed a beer can in the bushes. Cops drove up and gave me hell for it..told me im going to jail for littering...i fukkin told him ill just pick up the can and put it in the garbage..hes like no, give me $100 and ill let you go.

Im like what? :childplease: then he grabbed me and was turning me around bout to cuff me :wtf: so im like :whoa: ok ok ok...:wtf:

Breh my flight was literally the following day so i had no choice. Either i pay these pigs or i spend a few nights in a mexican prison where id be food since i dunno sh!t about mexico...then miss my flight and have to pay for a new return flight...:smh:

Never going back to cancun.
dat shyt was fukkin wild....we were leaving this one club with the dancefloor on the water, so it rocked a lil bit when alot of ppl was on it...ne way we got pissy drunk, the rest of my homeboys tryin to follow these hoes...our hotel was the complete other way like 5 min walking distance from the city part..one nikka started trippin, he stopped a taxi driver went to the window and punched the shyt outta him....nikka whipped his dikk out and pissed in the middle of the street

wat got us in trouble is that he started destroying a payphone, pulled out the receiver and all the wires...fukkin pigs were standing right there watchin like :shaq: i seen lights so me bein drunk i started running, thats why i went down...we spent the night at the police station, and the things i seen there :why:

from this new orleans nikka in there beatin up drunk mexicans, to that same previous homeboy turnin green in the face and throwin up all over the toilet, to a prostitute walkin into the cell and taking the most vile shyt i've ever smelled in my life....had to end up payin 200 a piece to get out
 

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the wildest shyt i did was....

cant really think of something that i can openly speak about

but when i was like 14 me and my cousin pulled the fire alarms like 20 times during the day in high school

shyt was poppin

after the 3rd time they stopped comming
 

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fukked some cougar that picked me up off the side of the street in her car. She asked if I wanted to fukk. My only two questions were "do you have a condom?" and "do you do anal?" :snoop:

This right after dropping my girl at the time at the bus after I fukked her in my friends washroom.

I was so demonic. I repent friends.
:duck:
 

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i guess it would be between butt smashing a chick in church or strongarming money off a bunch of prostitutes in china, both were done before i was 21 back in my real wild days and the older i get the worse i feel about the second one
 

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I couldn't, Wouldn't make this up. She was asking about gang bangs and shyt. I gave her a fake number. Think she gave me the clap too. Or it really was this other broad I got it from. :snoop:

Breh, I've told this story before. The Nubian's life is simply stranger than fiction.
 
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