What is the most embarrassing thing to put in your shopping cart?

[CopiousX]

Simple. So Does it matter what's in your cart?



What's the most embarrassing thing to pick up when grocery shopping?

 

[Diondon]

If you at that age, Depends

 

[AQz]

Nobody cares but also there is self checkout

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Somehow someway my dad's email got linked to my Amazon account last year.

I still don't know how this happened as I've had this same Amazon account for like 12 years and it had never happened before.

(Actually now that I'm thinking about it, it was probably a database mixup because I used to have things shipped to his address and we have the same name. So something probably got crossed up in the backend and his email got attached to my account last year.)

Anyway one day my dad randomly hits me up like


And I'm like whats up?

And he's like, did you buy some lingerie and [redacted] off Amazon?

I'm like it's not what you think, dad, it's not for me, it's for her

 

[Sir Richard Spirit]

Roach spray/bombs

 

[Umoja]

Somehow someway my dad's email got linked to my Amazon account last year.

I still don't know how this happened as I've had this same Amazon account for like 12 years and it had never happened before.

(Actually now that I'm thinking about it, it was probably a database mixup because I used to have things shipped to his address and we have the same name. So something probably got crossed up in the backend and his email got attached to my account last year.)

Anyway one day my dad randomly hits me up like


And I'm like whats up?

And he's like, did you buy some lingerie and [redacted] off Amazon?

I'm like it's not what you think, dad, it's not for me, it's for her

That is a question you should ask Amazon. Get their answer in writing and then speak to a lawyer.

 

[NotAnFBIagent]

Those stank p*ssy products for women

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Nothing really . I have crohns, so I'm out in the open with toilet paper, laxatives for preps, and other sorts of fukkery. The only time I was awkward about something was when I had my wife's drawls in a basket at the laundromat. shyt was like a Mr Bean episode. I pulled out my sons drawls, my socks, a stuffed koala, my wife's bra, and other shyt.

 

[sayyestothis]

I love the reaction when me and wifey fly and our sex toys are always in my carryon. The giggles of the screener is always priceless.

 

[Umoja]

@Neo The Resurrected ONE I'm not joking

Gey the admission from them first. It will probably come with an apology and 12 months free Amazon Prime. Don't accept. Speak to a lawyer.

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Even as a grown ass man sex products at the register hella embarrassing when it’s them older 50 year olds ringing you up

I can feel the “look at this freak ass nikka here” energy being radiated my way

 

[raoulduke187]

When I was 13-14 it used to be the dirty magazines

I used to buy them from different newspaper stands and got scolded real harsh this one time by this evil lady

wasn't even buying some real nasty ass shyt just a regular Playboy mag but she chose to be a bytch about it

anyways eventually I found this one stand with a newspaper lady that didn't give a flying fukk I was buying them so I stuck with her

then eventually I got access to the internet, then started going out with real girls so I forgot about the magazines

wouldn't bat an eye about buyng one now as an adult but for some reason I feel weird buying condoms like the cashier is giving me a look or something

can't even explain to myself why

 

[SnowflakesByTheOZ]

Never been embarrassed by a singular item but I've felt self conscious about some combinations of items, like it be the most random shyt.

Run in the grocery store and buy some watermelon, a roll of tissue and a ball point pen

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

@Neo The Resurrected ONE I'm not joking

Gey the admission from them first. It will probably come with an apology and 12 months free Amazon Prime. Don't accept. Speak to a lawyer.

Are you serious?

 

[Complexion]

Nothing really . I have crohns, so I'm out in the open with toilet paper, laxatives for preps, and other sorts of fukkery. The only time I was awkward about something was when I had my wife's drawls in a basket at the laundromat. shyt was like a Mr Bean episode. I pulled out my sons drawls, my socks, a stuffed koala, my wife's bra, and other shyt.

Look into Low Dose Naltrexone. Everyone I've reffed who had digestive issues was over the moon with their guts after treatment.

Before and after. Graphic warning:

Spoiler

Really cheap, safe, tested and very, very effective but oddly most doctors won't say a thing about it nor recommend it. Wonder why?