What Is The Dumbest Name Given To A WWE Signee

[Riley Escobar]

Oney Lorcan

 

[Riley Escobar]

Shaniqua
Mark Jindrak
Rico
Festus
Scotty 2 Hotty
Jimmy Wang Yang
Test (R.I.P)

Rico is his real name
Mark Jindrak is his real name
Scotty 2 Hotty fit the gimmick
Test was fine

the others are trash

 

[MushroomX]

Thurman "Sparky" Plugg is still my top pick

I just had to imagine Bob coming into WWE HQ, excited to meet with Vince about his character. Vince wiping the coke dust from the desk, shakes hands, does a clean-up sniff.

And he just says, "You look like a NASCAR guy. SPARKY! THURMAN SPARKY PLUGG! You like it, you think you can do that for me?"

Bob smiles, but just feels dead inside and signs the contract. Goes to the nearest liquor store, downs that liquid courage one by one in the mirror crying, "Im Thurman "Sparky" Plug..."

 

[The Great One]

Just want to say alot of these names were come up with by the talent themselves too.

I remember that Lucky Cannon shyt, like he was shot or something and the bullet just missed killing him and he came up with that.

 

[The Great One]

I just had to imagine Bob coming into WWE HQ, excited to meet with Vince about his character. Vince wiping the coke dust from the desk, shakes hands, does a clean-up sniff.

And he just says, "You look like a NASCAR guy. SPARKY! THURMAN SPARKY PLUGG! You like it, you think you can do that for me?"

Bob smiles, but just feels dead inside and signs the contract. Goes to the nearest liquor store, downs that liquid courage one by one in the mirror crying, "Im Thurman "Sparky" Plug..."

They just talked about this on JRs podcast. Holly was on an airplane and the guy sitting next to him kept asking him what his wrestling name was, he finally said Therman Plug, the guy died laughing, and Holly went to Vince pissed and got it changed lol

 

[DaylitoJames]

I just had to imagine Bob coming into WWE HQ, excited to meet with Vince about his character. Vince wiping the coke dust from the desk, shakes hands, does a clean-up sniff.

And he just says, "You look like a NASCAR guy. SPARKY! THURMAN SPARKY PLUGG! You like it, you think you can do that for me?"

Bob smiles, but just feels dead inside and signs the contract. Goes to the nearest liquor store, downs that liquid courage one by one in the mirror crying, "Im Thurman "Sparky" Plug..."

Bob Holly:

I'm Thurman....

 

[stro]

Eli Drake fukking sucks. Bootleg Mr. Kennedy.

 

[TheGodling]

Be nearly 40 and sign to the "developmental" brand, brehs.

 

[White City Black]

LA Knight is generic but Eli could work around it I think.

I wonder if part of the change stems from his TNA brethren already having “Drake” in his name.

I really wish they let MSK keep their individual names. Sounded way cooler (and actually plausible) than the garbage ones they got now.

Wes Lee is a true potential singles star, but bet that name will be changed by then

 

[Hoodoo Child]

That's his real name, and he wrestled in WCW before WWE

..

 

[Playaz Eyez]

Just want to say alot of these names were come up with by the talent themselves too.

I remember that Lucky Cannon shyt, like he was shot or something and the bullet just missed killing him and he came up with that.

It is true that some get to pick their own names, but it’s mostly done in the way like when they used to do the Taboo Tuesday and Cyber Sundays, where the fans are given crappy selections designed to sway you towards the results the WWE wants. Or when they list No DQ, Street Fight, and No Holds Barred, when all those match types are basically the same shyt

 

[Tryna Makit]

Who's name sounds cool these days anyway
He any good in the ring?

 

[Reality Check]

LA Knight is top tier terrible name along with everyone in Retribution not named Mustafa Ali, MSK/Nash Carter/Wes Lee, and Lucky Cannon. Aaron Rex gets special recognition as well since that was a terrible TNA one.

 

[Rayzah]

That pic, Regal looking at him like and Eli like LA Knight, sounds like a shoe brand but I guess they couldn’t do a cross promotion with British Knights

Why couldnt he keep his name or just mod it a little, its not like he was super popular. WTF does LA knight mean? its like he literally is using random name generators

Meat

This is trolling on the highest level, I think he be wanting these dudes to fail with stupid shyt like this

 

[MushroomX]

LA Knight is top tier terrible name along with everyone in Retribution not named Mustafa Ali, MSK/Nash Carter/Wes Lee, and Lucky Cannon. Aaron Rex gets special recognition as well since that was a terrible TNA one.

Why couldnt he keep his name or just mod it a little, its not like he was super popular. WTF does LA knight mean? its like he literally is using random name generators



This is trolling on the highest level, I think he be wanting these dudes to fail with stupid shyt like this

Bet his wrestling boots will light up the night.