What is something basic you never learned how to do?

[kwazzy100]

I GOT THE BALANCE, THAT shyt IS SORCERY

Practice by riding with one hand. One hand on one bar and the other hanging out

 

[Regine Hunter]

Use a hula hoop

 

[Asicz]

Pop lock

 

[BrokePhiBroke]

French braiding and other hair styles
Swim
Work well with others
Cook (excluding breakfast, I can make that)
Parallel park
Take public transportation
Use a map and compass
Put in/take out contacts
Take out the trash
Kill a spider and other bugs
Sing
Write/cash a Check
Use my own money
Open a bank account
Speak Spanish
Makeup
Study
Fck
Pump gas

Damn you all fukked up.

How you living?

Edit: after further reading, how the hell do you get uncomfortable having to use your own money?

 

[El Guapo]

Swim

 

[Professor Emeritus]

My wife says I have to write that I can't sew a button on my shirt myself. But I think 90% of guys can't do that shyt.

I never learned how to ride a motorcycle. I wouldn't have thought that was weird when I grew up, but I've traveled overseas a lot now and there's a lot of places where it's hard as fukk to get around by yourself if you can't rent a bike.

 

[MikeyC]

Mop a floor with the a mop and bucket. My mom used to wet a paper towel with soapy water and use her foot to drag it across the floor

Don't know how to blow and pop bubble gum.

Put on a condom. Trap lob passes out the air. Be still. Fake smile and fake friendships.

Parallel park. My mom says women don't need to know how to do it...

Cant draw straight lines not even with a ruler


In fact rulers make it more challenging for me

That's what I BEEN doing

Learn how to dress
Swim
Make a paper plane mines won't fly

French braiding and other hair styles
Swim
Work well with others
Cook (excluding breakfast, I can make that)
Parallel park
Take public transportation
Use a map and compass
Put in/take out contacts
Take out the trash
Kill a spider and other bugs
Sing
Write/cash a Check
Use my own money
Open a bank account
Speak Spanish
Makeup
Study
Fck
Pump gas

Fix things.

1) I can't fix a car ( couldn't even tell you how the engine works)

2) I can't change a tire

3) I can't fix plumbing

4) Still have to learn how to use a wrench.

Get a girl to like me

Me too and I'm 33 smh

Edit* 32

I even got my age wrong

Moisturize my buttocks and genitals. When my mother bathed me she would rub all areas but there as a kid. For herself also since our family walks in underwear.

It wasn't until sleepovers and rooming with/dating others and I was much older did I realized having an ashy ass wasn't normal. People actually cocoa buttered their entire bodies. I know others thought I was either gay or weird I watched them from the corn of my eye lotioning themselves. Wasn't anything sexual just fascinating and enlightening.

Lose.

I put a dry one on top of the wet one then just pretend I'm skating more or less

I've been driving for six years and have driven quite a bit, including cross country, but last month was the first time I've ever pumped gas. Took me like ten minutes to figure how to work that joint

Adding a key to a key chain. It appears that everyone known to man can do it without looking while me (someone with housekeys, work keys and car keys) cannot master this task. It's borderline becoming a nuisance in my life.

color inside the lines

MAN THIS shyt RIGHT HERE. SOMETIMES I THROW ONE IN THERE FOR FLAVOR.

Wipe my ass. Sometimes i use ny fingers to get the residue out.



Don't tell know one.

Care

I know some of you are trolling, but all this shyt got me in hysterics. Kudos

 

[Jimi Swagger]

I recently learned to roll my R's a couple years back.

That's not uncommon and something you shouldn't feel ashamed of. Many if not most Americans can't, especially Asian immigrants and Southerners who generally talk lazily. I am guilty of this until learning Spanish and being shamed into perfection by my Chicano homies.

 

[Kasgoinjail]

Tie my laces the standard way
Hold a pen the standard wat

 

[Mowgli]

Lose

 

[I love Latina women]

Pronounce library the correct way. I say "lieburry".

 

[Jimi Swagger]

And you're virtually shamed as a black girl in the play ground and even as an adult if u don't know how to do it lol it's one of those black girl bonding things that I never knew how to do. Once at a work cook out someone brought jump wrote and all the black female employees started double dutching, it was beautiful especially since we work with a lot of white ppl but I couldn't partake

My homies ran track and played football while winning double dutch championship around the globe as Bouncing Bulldogs during off-season They put most girls to shame and were masculine with it. Doing handstands and flips.

The coach is a breh and the team started with all black, predominately middle class kids, alot of fam and locals but as they grew it became more integrated but they are still a championship team. All the kids who participate are so disciplined and studious - many grew into well adjusted adults.

Aside: Double dutch should be brought to the forefront like black american marching bands did with high stepping and black cheerleaders and dance troupes did with their style. It's competitive and will not leave you limping and blacking out in your 50s like boxing, football et al. It's an artform in addition to a sport to me.

But yeah I learned by watching my homies. It's never too late to start. With YouTube and a couple of friends who are kids at heart, you be a showstopper at a future company cookout. Or a "Que" as we call it in my neck of the woods.

 

[pickles]

Some of y'all are special.

Negged


Guarantee you most NJ natives have no idea how to pump gas. I mean I know in theory how to do it.

We got laws and shyt playboi

Why You Can't Pump Your Own Gas in New Jersey

I don't want to go to jail and nothing beats the feeling of having someone else pump gas while you sit in a warm ass car. Only time I get out of the car is to get some Wawas hot oreo chocolate. ()


Not my fault you live in a state where you have to pump your gas. Scust for real.

 

[Quiet Magician]

Negged


Guarantee you most NJ natives have no idea how to pump gas. I mean I know in theory how to do it.

We got laws and shyt playboi

Why You Can't Pump Your Own Gas in New Jersey

I don't want to go to jail and nothing beats the feeling of having someone else pump gas while you sit in a warm ass car. Only time I get out of the car is to get some Wawas hot oreo chocolate. ()


Not my fault you live in a state where you have to pump your gas. Scust for real.

Fancy shyt, I take back what I said.

 

[Obreh Winfrey]

Y'all people who don't know how to pump gas never thought to just look in the mirror and see what's going on ?