What is something basic you never learned how to do?

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@Prynce not even bunny ears? That's what I've always done, I can't tie the normal way to save my life

I'm from Miami, the whole Black ppl not swimming stereotype never made sense to me one bit

This never understood it. Everyone I know in my circle swims and swins well. But at same time a lot of people from all races can't swim, and swimming in the ocean ain't easy. Didn't know jack shyt about rip currents until I got caught in one.

 

[Big Jo]

I don't know how to swim, whistle or use chopsticks

 

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BBQ (never tried TBH)
Swim
Drive Stick (never tried either)
Dance (i have no rhythm)
Blow a bubble (tried for like two days straight )


I can BARELY parallel park (the trick is start parallel to the car ahead of the spot you want)

Wait you mean bubbles or from gum?

 

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French braiding and other hair styles
Swim
Work well with others
Cook (excluding breakfast, I can make that)
Parallel park
Take public transportation
Use a map and compass
Put in/take out contacts
Take out the trash
Kill a spider and other bugs
Sing
Write/cash a Check
Use my own money
Open a bank account
Speak Spanish
Makeup
Study
Fck
Pump gas

Understand all of that but don't understand that one you mean tying the bag? Cause that shyt is pain in the ass.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

It doesn't work like that for me so I had to adapt

You don't have a mind finger breh?

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

me too nikka . IDK if i was sick with cold that day in elementary school or what. But all knowledge of long division and fractions is deleted out of my memory. I cant multiple fractions, add, subtract, divide, nothing.

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

Mop a floor with the a mop and bucket. My mom used to wet a paper towel with soapy water and use her foot to drag it across the floor

ohhhh so that's why you ain't shyt, yo momma wasn't shyt

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Do a backflip, scared of breaking my neck

An artistic signature, I just write my name

Good handwriting, i have this ugly squiggly random writing that changes constantly

My hand writing is straight trash too.

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

I've somehow managed to not only get into, but complete statistics, calculus, and comp sci courses without a working knowledge of long division.
I'll just use a calculator to do it and any situation I can't I just hold the L

mee tooo, i used to know but now i forget.

 

[Wildin]

I GOT THE BALANCE, THAT shyt IS SORCERY

All you have to do is get your speed up to approx 10 mph, then let...physics take over. Your bike will be going so fast the Wheels will remain in a straight line. You don't even have to worry about balance. It's a bike just sit straight up and you'll be fine. Obviously if you lean you'll turn.

Moisturize my buttocks and genitals. When my mother bathed me she would rub all areas but there as a kid. For herself also since our family walks in underwear.

It wasn't until sleepovers and rooming with/dating others and I was much older did I realized having an ashy ass wasn't normal. People actually cocoa buttered their entire bodies. I know others thought I was either gay or weird I watched them from the corn of my eye lotioning themselves. Wasn't anything sexual just fascinating and enlightening.

TheColi.com

Theres been threads on it before. I don't lotion my ass or dikk and balls. They don't really get ashy. I've seen too many video hoes oiling their booties and shyt so the practice to me just seems effeminate.

Kill an animal

Skin it

Preserve it's meat and hide

If you kill it and skin it immediately it's easy. If I wait to do it....i end up ripping the shyt out of the hide.

 

[RedCloakBlackWraithe]

I can ride a bike just fine... HOW THE fukk YOU RIDE WITH NO HANDS THO? I've been struggling with this for almost 20 years now

balance, it like making love to a lady- you just gotta get a feel for the right rhythm

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

How can't yall parallel park? shyt is mad easy.

Line your car up with the car you wanna park behind. Back up until you hit the halfway point on the other car. Then cut the back tires in until your tire get close to the curb, then cut your front wheels in and pull up. shyt becomes muscle memory after a while

You forgot to add "Turn the wheel completely before you start to reverse." That is usually the thing that fukks people up. A homeless man off the street taught me that. Been parking like a pro ever since. lol

 

[TEH]

All you have to do is get your speed up to approx 10 mph, then let...physics take over. Your bike will be going so fast the Wheels will remain in a straight line. You don't even have to worry about balance. It's a bike just sit straight up and you'll be fine. Obviously if you lean you'll turn.

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Theres been threads on it before. I don't lotion my ass or dikk and balls. They don't really get ashy. I've seen too many video hoes oiling their booties and shyt so the practice to me just seems effeminate.



If you kill it and skin it immediately it's easy. If I wait to do it....i end up ripping the shyt out of the hide.

You wildin b

 

[Wildin]

You wildin b

Some people are adamant about being moisturized, me I'm good. I put lotion on my arms and legs and back. My chest and stomach and neck don't get ashy nor do my nether regions.

 

[African_brehda]

Blow up a balloon.