What is Bret Hart's greatest promo?

[mr.africa]

hitman

 

[Kidd Dibiase]

I thought the bret hart el dandy promo was a tsc joke, i just watched it on youtube lol

 

[Ruby'sRevolver]

I beat Stone Cold every single time I ever faced him

Proves what a mark he is.

And it's not even true. He lost to Austin by DQ at IYH: Revenge of the Taker and got stretchered out of the arena after Austin beat his ass in a street fight the next night. Bret is definitely the biggest mark for himself I've ever seen in this business and that's saying something.

 

[Ruby'sRevolver]

I don't think this one was a great promo at all. He just rambled on and on, not sure what to say just trying to make sure they went off the air before Shawn could superkick him and ruined the whole damn segment.

He made some bullshyt excuses for why he let the show go off the air like "oh I couldn't remember what line I wanted to end it with so I kept rambling till I could remember" LOL then he changed it later to some shyt like "oh my earpiece fell out and I couldn't hear then counting me down in the truck, it was an accident" LMAO. Bullshyt, it's obvious he did that on purpose just so Shawn couldn't get his superkick spot in and Bret could just bury him the whole segment. It was a bullshyt move by Bret and a terrible promo.

 

[Ruby'sRevolver]

Out of the options listed I would have to vote for the heel turn promo the night after WrestleMania 13. Pretty much everything he said was true and his turn was perfectly justified from his characters point of view which always makes heels turns better, IMO.

That one or the promo from the week before after the cage match with Sid would be my choices, both are excellent promos.

 

[Riley Escobar]

"Bret Hart came out for an interview. With no programs to talk about, he mainly talked about his cat. He was becoming target practice, and told Gene Okerlund that those cups (being thrown) are being aimed at him" - The Wrestling Observer Newsletter: December 14, 1998

 

[krazykid18]

i would say it was the one he snapped but i always hated that you know wht they call you stone cold line it was horrible

 

[patscorpio]

The promo in the cage is like top-5 Raw endings of all time.

"Frustrated ISN'T THE GODDAMN WORD FOR IT-- THIS IS BULLshyt"
"YOU SCREWED ME, EVERYBODY'S SCREWED ME AND NOBODY DOES A GODDAMN THING ABOUT ABOUT IT"

"NOBODY IN THE BUILDING CARES, NOBODY IN THE DRESSING ROOM CARES, SO MUCH DAMN INJUSTICE AROUND HERE-- I'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE"
EVERYBODY KNOWS IT! I KNOW IT! EVERYBODY KNOWS IT! I SHOULD BE THE WORLD WRESTLING FEDERATION CHAMPION"
"EVERYBODY KEEPS TURNING A BLIND EYE! YOU KEEP TURNING THE BLIND EYE TO IT! GORILLA MONSOON KEEPS TURNING THE BLIND EYE IT!
"EVERYBODY IN THAT GODDAMN DRESSING ROOM KNOWS THAT I'M THE BEST THERE IS, BEST THERE WAS, AND BEST THERE EVER WILL BE! AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE THAT, WELL, TOUGH shyt"

*Austin rambling on the screen and you couldn't even see or hear him because they couldn't afford mics*
*Sid coming down*
"IF YOU THINK FOR ONE SECOND THAT BELT BELONGS TO YOU, THEN YOU ARE WRONG! THAT'S MY BELT! YOU KNOW IT--"
"I DON'T KNOW shyt"
*Taker coming out and Bret suicide dives on top of him and beats the breaks off that bytch nikka*
*Austin coming out and fukking up Bret with Taker and then them and Sid start fighting*
*Michaels coming out at the end for more fukkery*

shyt was legendary.

this one ..bret hart in 97 was a bad man...and vince thought he was slowing down

 

[GunRanger]

"HHH stands for homo. Youre all homos barebacking for main events"

 

[TheAlbionist]

What do you think is the best promo Bret Hart ever gave?
2. Bret Hart snaps on RAW (March 17, 1997)

 

[Hoodoo Child]

I don't think this one was a great promo at all. He just rambled on and on, not sure what to say just trying to make sure they went off the air before Shawn could superkick him and ruined the whole damn segment.

He made some bullshyt excuses for why he let the show go off the air like "oh I couldn't remember what line I wanted to end it with so I kept rambling till I could remember" LOL then he changed it later to some shyt like "oh my earpiece fell out and I couldn't hear then counting me down in the truck, it was an accident" LMAO. Bullshyt, it's obvious he did that on purpose just so Shawn couldn't get his superkick spot in and Bret could just bury him the whole segment. It was a bullshyt move by Bret and a terrible promo.

Oh don't get me wrong, the promo was terrible, but it was 'hilariously terrible' So many quotables

 

[dbp]

Definitely the steel cage. One of the GOAT moments on Raw.

Whichever one he talked about giving the United States and enema, and sticking the hose in Pittsburg

Not a promo, but when Bret and McMahon fight at the announce table in Halifax


I've said it several times, but 1997 was the greatest year in wrestling history.

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Easily when he snapped before WM13. That’s at worst a top 3-5 promo if not best promo for most wrestlers.

 

[XannyWarbucks]

Damn, going through some of the clips in the thread-- there was definitely something in the WWF water cooler back in 97. shyt was fukkery in the ring and behind the scenes.

 

[Mantis Toboggan M.D.]

Damn, going through some of the clips in the thread-- there was definitely something in the WWF water cooler back in 97. shyt was fukkery in the ring and behind the scenes.

It’s called a sense of urgency. If they didn’t put on a good show, they were gonna eventually get put out to pasture, so Vince was forced to let the show be good instead of sabotaging everyone while making the show as bland, corporate, sterile, inorganic, and lifeless as possible in every conceivable manner to amuse himself.