What in the Holy F is this movie?!

[Conz]

every now and then i go through the on demand movies out of boredom and I stumbled on a movie called "Heroes and Demons" from 2012. I see this cast on the poster and wonder how the hell I've never heard of it...

it doesn't have a friggin imdb page, lol. look at the trailer...



that's what the production value looks like. it's Standard Def and blurry.

How in the holy fukk did they get these actors to be in this, and how am I just discovering it? This might be the "movie they don't want you to see" holy grail. If you have comcast it's on demand. So far, it's impossibly horrid. This shyt is fascinating to me.

 

[Conz]

man, wtf. the first story is Michael Sheen just beating off... that was basically it. he works in a sperm bank and beats off.

now the second story is on and even the supporting cast is pretty famous - Norman Reedus, Rachel Nichols, Samm Levine, the grandpa from The Goldbergs (George Segal?) the mom from Don't Mess with the Zohan and Greek Wedding, etc.

 

[Brandeezy]

The director must've been a top executive at one of the studios and decided one day to make a movie

 

[Conz]

man, wtf. some more deep digging. i found the second story Ollie Klublershturf vs. the Nazis (2010) - IMDb

this kid has a time machine, and when he uses it it farts...

Damon friggin Lindelof wrote it? what is this shyt?!

 

[Fillerguy]

man, wtf. some more deep digging. i found the second story Ollie Klublershturf vs. the Nazis (2010) - IMDb

this kid has a time machine, and when he uses it it farts...

Damon friggin Lindelof wrote it? what is this shyt?!

Lindelof is a hack

 

[Conz]

yeah but in 2010 he was probably one of the most sought after writers on the planet. this shyt is bizarre

 

[Dominic Brehetto]

@TheGodling @FlyRy @MartyMcFly @hex @HHR

 

[Conz]

i had to turn it off. 3rd story was Mark Strong moping around with 2 kids on the beach.

i'll go back to it later.

 

[hex]

Never heard of this and there is little to no info of it on the 'net. What's odd is the sites that do mention it don't seem to notice the weirdness of this cast in a movie this low budget.

Very, very bizarre all around.

Fred.

 

[Conz]

it's a series of shorts made into a "movie" apparently. the Mark Strong one is from 2003. the tying theme is that they each contain a hero or a villian... the fukk? that's everything ever written.

that's basically all the info available.

 

[HHR]

 

[hex]

it's a series of shorts made into a "movie" apparently. the Mark Strong one is from 2003. the tying theme is that they each contain a hero or a villian... the fukk? that's everything ever written.

that's basically all the info available.

So is the most likely explanation it's short films from early in the actors careers, that someone bought and edited together into one movie?

Fred.

 

[StraxStrax]

 

[Conz]

lol someone definitely just compiled this in attempt to sell it as an actual movie. look at that ridiculous poster and tagline. it has nothing to do with anything

 

[FlyRy]

Wtf