What if your lifespan got shorter every time you bust a nut?

What if your lifespan got shorter every time you bust a nut?

  • Abstinence

    Votes: 5 27.8%
  • Out with a bang

    Votes: 9 50.0%
  • Population decrease no Thanos

    Votes: 4 22.2%
  • Decrease in STIs/STDs

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • Increase in aggression Annual purge

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • Increase in Productivity

    Votes: 3 16.7%
  • Decrease in Productivity

    Votes: 1 5.6%
  • A Utopia future full of voluntary celebates

    Votes: 2 11.1%
  • An Apocalyptic future full of involuntary celebates

    Votes: 4 22.2%

  • Total voters
    18

Doobie Doo

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Let Malebolgia control your sack like Spawn, brehs


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Ezekiel 25:17

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Not a hard dilemma really, go out with a bang, but only later in life.

Work hard in your 20s. Save up, buy a house. 30s should be traveling, sports cars, and various other hobbies learning about the world. Make sure you stay in shape

Then when you hit 40 that's when you go all out. By the time you hit 40 you've lived a good meaningful life. There's no point in waiting till 50+ because you risk getting flabby and sick:flabbynsick:, meaning less attractive women, and yo stamina in bed ain't gone be all that good:dame:
 
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