What.....fukkERY IS THIS????!???

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nikka Taker vs Stang :blessed: Make it happen Vince.



:laff:

Stang in the rafters every week, heckling Nikka Taker during promos like he's at a hood cinema while drinking Henny and smoking menthols :wow:



Nikka Taker: "At Wrestlemania, Stang will REST....IN...PE....


Stang: "STILL SELLING THEM WOLF TICKETS, HUH? OL ZOMBIE ASS NIKKA! AIN'T NO-ONE SCARED OF YOU!"
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*flicks cigarette at Taker*
 
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Paulvarius Bearer starts his promos sounding like Paul Bearer until he clears his throat. Then he sounds like a hood James Earl Jones.

Who would he have as druids though? :lupe:

I have Paul Bearer being a baptist preacher with a demonic edge :demonic:

Pastor TD Bearer :ohlawd:

The Druids are the church choir.
The Brood are three random old ass ushers.
The Ministry is a regular ass church that goes around the audience with a collection plate for the "building fund"
 

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Stang in the rafters every week, heckling Nikka Taker during promos like he's at a hood cinema while drinking Henny and smoking menthols :wow:



Nikka Taker: "At Wrestlemania, Stang will REST....IN...PE....


Stang: "STILL SELLING THEM WOLF TICKETS, HUH? OL ZOMBIE ASS, NIKKA! AIN'T NO-ONE SCARED OF YOU!" :martin: *flicks cigarette at Taker*
:laff: Yall foolish as hell man
 

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That was solid card, I've at least heard of a lot of those people.

I have never heard of the nikka Taker.

If iI didn't have any responsibilities and unlimited cash flow I'd hop on a flight to Cleveland just to partake in this bullshyt.

CDQ entrance music that they can't pay royalties for.

One big light shining at the ring.

The valets have beer guts and bullet wounds.

Audience gets involved in it. Police shows up and stops the show.
nikka taker posted up in the lot prior to the show blowing loud, black Paul Bearer is his weed carrier
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midget intergender match. replica world titles. MR RBI... doink vs doink. this looks like all kinds of fukkery.

i'm surprised miz's dad isn't on the card. :mjlol:


we need a thread on shytty local indy wrestling posters.
:dead: @ them using the same pic for Lexx Vegas
 
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