Keisha Knight Pulliam was like 9. I was 8. I saw her in church one day. Was scared as hell to approach her but I finally did. I figured I'd chat her up, we'd exchange numbers, we would eventually get married and I would be rich as fukk. Voice cracking and all, I said "hi, I really like the Cosby Show." She said "Thanks" but immediately started glancing around. I hadn't thought of what to say next. I froze. After an awkward 3 seconds, someone (her parents?) called her and she walked off.
This pretty much sums up how my game with girls was until college
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