What does TLR think about first date Anal?

[itsyoung!!]

with a female.

we were drunk. yup yup. we won the beer bong game and it was from there. real thick joint with bright purple hair. hee hee.

it wasn't purely butt butt golf, tho. we did it regular styles, too.

see, the thing is tho that she seemed cool so i hit her up to kick it again. we gonna carve a pumpkin, just to see if there is a spark beyond her bein' plugged.

does the coli have any predictions or insight into the trajectory of this scenario?

sounds like a fast track to HIV to me

 

[Elle Driver]

so you tryna play beer pong sometime?

I ain't tryna get plugged up.

 

[posterchild336]

Twice. Once to get checked out and again in 9 months to get cleared for anything that shows up late.

When I was in college I ran outta condems and smashed a chick wearing a sandwich bag. Had to go get tested twice. After you deal with those long ass Q-tips you learn real quick.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

I ain't tryna get plugged up.

it's not even like that. i just need a DD. i'll do all the drinking.

 

[Illuminatos]

She's probably done that with tons of other guys. Go get tested.

 

[Elle Driver]

it's not even like that. i just need a DD. i'll do all the drinking.

I'm all set.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

She's probably done that with tons of other guys. Go get tested.

i was going to...but now i'm having second thoughts. what if they give me hiv at the clinic?

edit: i'm kidding. i still gotta wait a few days to get that initial one tho.

 

[DreadHead P]

at first glance you would think thats an epic win, but ive had a bytch give up the sphincter on the first date and she turned out to be one of the most annoying people ive ever met, so i say tread softly wit this one

 

[Lana Kane]

What is with y'all fascination with anal? scust

 

[Gandolpiffini]

That whores a$$hole is polluted

 

[Soundwave]

with a female.

we were drunk. yup yup. we won the beer bong game and it was from there. real thick joint with bright purple hair. hee hee.

it wasn't purely butt butt golf, tho. we did it regular styles, too.

see, the thing is tho that she seemed cool so i hit her up to kick it again. we gonna carve a pumpkin, just to see if there is a spark beyond her bein' plugged.

does the coli have any predictions or insight into the trajectory of this scenario?

Is this a euphemism?

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Is this a euphemism?

no. but it should be

 

[MoneyBags]

a girl asked me to do anal once after our first meeting, like straight out of her mouth and into her ass. it was dark in the room too...first thing i did was tell her to pull her pants down so i could make sure she had a vagina.

 

[karim]

When I was in college I ran outta condems and smashed a chick wearing a sandwich bag.

 

[JayYoung713]

I hope you strapped up.