What does TLR think about first date Anal?

[The 2020 New Member]

with a female.

we were drunk. yup yup. we won the beer bong game and it was from there. real thick joint with bright purple hair. hee hee.

it wasn't purely butt butt golf, tho. we did it regular styles, too.

see, the thing is tho that she seemed cool so i hit her up to kick it again. we gonna carve a pumpkin, just to see if there is a spark beyond her bein' plugged.

does the coli have any predictions or insight into the trajectory of this scenario?

 

[Ricky Church]

she gave up the a$$hole on the first night?

these new bytches is on some other shyt

 

[ChrisDorner]

Anal? First date?

 

[Chill]

That's like a win and a loss at the same time

 

[The 2020 New Member]

she gave up the @sshole on the first night?

these new bytches is on some other shyt

not even gave it up. suggested it. edit: i mean...we did it but it was her idea. i was just looking for 3 positions, a sandwich, and a late breakfast. i got all that and more, too.

 

[Ricky Church]

not even gave it up. suggested it. edit: i mean...we did it but it was her idea. i was just looking for 3 positions, a sandwich, and a late breakfast. i got all that and more, too.

well shyt. I don't even know what to say.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

That's like a win and a loss at the same time

what you mean, breh?

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I think it makes u a great candidate for aids

A former coworker did this and ended up on the news charged with a gang rape. Him and his brothers went in on a drunk chick in the parking lot after clubbing and her friends called the police... Never mind that she was down

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Beat my 2nd date record. Good job.

 

[Chill]

what you mean, breh?

It's a win because of the sheer luck of that happening, but it's a loss because it shouldn't happen that quick. That's something I always thought for later in a relationship.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

I think it makes u a great candidate for aids

you ain't never heard of condoms nikka? i seen that one movie 'kids'. plus i aint nut or rip nuttin. lmao. i'll get chlamydia before AIDS, breh.

edit: and how would i get it from her from doing her? does aids crawl into ya peehole? im bout to hit up webMD.

 

[Chill]

you ain't never heard of condoms nikka? i seen that one movie 'kids'. plus i aint nut or rip nuttin. lmao. i'll get chlamydia before AIDS, breh.

edit: and how would i get it from her from doing her? does aids crawl into ya peehole? im bout to hit up webMD.

Basically you got with a freak, who knows what she's down for along the road

 

[usopp]

you ain't never heard of condoms nikka? i seen that one movie 'kids'. plus i aint nut or rip nuttin. lmao. i'll get chlamydia before AIDS, breh.

edit: and how would i get it from her from doing her? does aids crawl into ya peehole? im bout to hit up webMD.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

fukked up thing is, i had 2 break on me that night. i'd half a mind to write trojan an angry letter. but i just gave it 2 pumps and then put on a new one. still i think it's pretty hard to get aids unless her butt is bloody and my wang look like an emo kid's wrist.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Basically you got with a freak, who knows what she's down for along the road

im thinkin about adding her to the late night roster (loving this single live, breh).

but i know eventually feelings will be caught. i don't want no relationship beyond partying and fukking. i don't need that shyt in my life.