The furthest I got with his was the first line!! I thought I understood spanish because I can def translate what my family says. However, they talk slow and not often en espanol.
Yours sounds beautiful!
That mexican spanish is a bit different though.
Man, my friend's wife is Colombian.
One day in high school, they left me alone with her grandmother. They were probably in the other room making out and humping...those fukks.
So anyway, I'm with this sweet little lady. She's like 4'11 (I'm 6'4). And she talking to me. But my spanish is only so good.
Apparently...she asked how old I was and I said "yeah, it's pretty hot outside".
I didn't go back to her house for like 6 years until my friend and that girl got married.