What do you say when another dude tells you he used to **** your girlfriend?

[Zapp Brannigan]

I have always wondered what to do in this situation. Here are the responses I've been given as suggestions in this kind of situation:

• Tell him that you're here now and he's in the past for a reason.
• Say, "That's funny, I don't think she noticed."
• Say, "Yeah, we have a good laugh when she talks about it."
• Play it off like it's absolutely no big deal whatsoever and look at him like an idiot for pointing it out.
• Sock him in the face immediately before he can mentally prepare himself.
• fukk HIM in the ass to establish dominance.
• Cry.

That's all I've been given. Any other thoughts?

 

[YBE]

I have always wondered what to do in this situation. Here are the responses I've been given as suggestions in this kind of situation:

• Tell him that you're here now and he's in the past for a reason.
• Say, "That's funny, I don't think she noticed."
• Say, "Yeah, we have a good laugh when she talks about it."
• Play it off like it's absolutely no big deal whatsoever and look at him like an idiot for pointing it out.
• Sock him in the face immediately before he can mentally prepare himself.
  [*]fukk HIM in the ass to establish dominance.
• Cry.

That's all I've been given. Any other thoughts?

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Why would you cry at the thought of your girl being with somebody before she even met you?

Unless you're a bytch, of course.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

*awaits response from Crimson Tider*

Something along the lines of:

I don't care what he did with her. All I care about is how she is with me. It doesnt bother me one bit that he used to fukk my woman. She shouldnt be unfairly held to a different standard. Women love sex too. She just happened to have it with him

 

[Cat piss martini]

offer him a drink and ask the pros and cons
he had dealing with this harlot.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Why would you cry at the thought of your girl being with somebody before she even met you?

Unless you're a bytch, of course.

Last two were jokes, obviously. But that would be pretty awkward. I dunno. It just seems like pretty poor taste to brag to some dude about how his D was doing work on your SO before you really got to know and care about her the way you do.

 

[Metta World Movement]

Don't see what the big deal is. Wouldn't even waste my time trying to come up with a snappy response other than . The fact that she's no longer with him says it all, really.

 

[Chris.B]

I will say "cool ma n!gga" and proceed to dump the chick and move on.

no point in picking a fight over a hoe...

 

[OH SOHH TRILL]

I don't know how to respond, but as the dude saying it, it's better to be more vague. That ether burns deep.

"Oh you with Keisha? We used to kick it. "


Have that nikka wondering all day how/when/where and in what nasty ways you kicked it.

 

[TRBM]

Depends on how he said it

 

[skeetsinternal]

If a dude come out his mouth and say that like that to me I would almost immediately fukk his ass up. If dude was in a relationship with my girl before I can automatically deduce they were physical. If he got to tell me then he has an agenda

 

[AquaCityBoy]

Last two were jokes, obviously.

As insecure as the average Coli poster is, I could see a lot of dudes being hurt over that.

I will say "cool ma n!gga" and proceed to dump the chick and move on.

no point in picking a fight over a hoe...

See?

 

[Loose]

If a nikka came out and said , I use to hit that or some disrespectful shyt yea he gettin laid out

 

[Killer Instinct]

A man should never be that comfortable with you to demonstrate that kind of blatant disrespect.

 

[Carter G. Hoodson]

Do nothing at that moment. Find out if he has a sister or girl, have sex with her, take her panties and next time you see him, tell him to give it back to her with a big wayne brady grin.