What do we do with paid trolls on The Coli?

[CBSkyline]

I always felt the solution to this was something above the post saying "This post may contain paid sponsored content "

Similar to the low quality posting advisory

 

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

His posts are mad detailed and highlighted and shyt. All day everyday. And I remember his past personalities and main subjects he used to post about.

Interesting to say the least.

 

[re'up]

The other part I find telling, one way or another, is like if you compiled all his posts, you would find zero personal details. A date, a trip, a teenage memory, nothing.

 

[MoneyTron]

Nap is averaging 81 posts a day for the past 7 years. That's over 3 posts an hour for 2,800 days straight.

In interaction with them, its clear that multiple people are posting on the account because their views and opinions from one day to the next are completely different.

 

[MoneyTron]

The other part I find telling, one way or another, is like if you compiled all his posts, you would find zero personal details. A date, a trip, a teenage memory, nothing.

He says he has family in DC. That's all I know.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

You claimed you woke up at 7am, but from 5am to 9am Eastern time you were posting every 5 minutes almost the entire time and don't have a single break in posting longer than 30 minutes. In fact, you don't have a single break from posting longer than 1:15 in the last 12 hours.

So what actual time zone are you posting from, honestly?

I didn't sleep bruh. What are you mad at? Do you want proof of my time zone too?

You want my daily diet too?

This is hilarious

 

[re'up]

He has a love for Drake too, that was always odd, and he hasn't been on it lately, though Drake has been really active.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

disagree on the dnc angle if anything he's a conservative or flat out unwell

A conservative?

I vote for Elizabeth Warren and haven't voted for the left wing candidate to primary my current House representative

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

He has a love for Drake too, that was always odd, because he hasn't been on it lately, and Drake has been really active.

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/drake-from-florida-with-love-is-a-classic.799191

https://www.thecoli.com/threads/drakes-do-not-disturb-is-classic-drake.803424/



How are yall fans of me missing all the details?

 

[Based Lord Zedd]

I didn't sleep bruh. What are you mad at? Do you want proof of my time zone too?

You want my daily diet too?

This is hilarious

Enhance

 

[Professor Emeritus]

I didn't sleep bruh. What are you mad at? Do you want proof of my time zone too?

You want my daily diet too?

This is hilarious

So I was right when I said you lied about waking up at 7am?

By your posting history if you really are in EST, you were shyt posting until past 1am in the morning. Then you started off the morning posting at the following times:

5:19
5:21
5:22
5:24
5:31
5:37
5:42
5:45
5:57
6:04
6:05
6:07
6:09
6:13
6:19
6:23
6:31
6:33
6:37
6:42
6:54
6:55
7:00
7:02
7:02
7:06
7:09
7:12
7:14
7:21
7:26
7:27
7:28
7:30
7:30
7:32
7:42
7:43
7:43
7:46
7:48
7:49
7:51
7:53
7:55
7:57
8:04
8:05
8:06
8:12
8:13

So you just rolled out of bed at 5am and continuously shyt-posted for 3 hours with no break? No shower, no making breakfast, no outside human interaction, no driving to work....just posting continuously for 3 hours starting from when it was still dark outside? After not sleeping the night before? And right now it's almost 7pm EST and you've continued to post regularly without more than a 1:15 break for 14 hours and counting?

Who would ever do that if it wasn't their job? And isn't it a coincidence that you seem to post the EXACT shyt (promoting social media "influencers", pushing political takes, and creating divisive content) which are the EXACT three things that paid trolls are getting dough to post in 2020?

 

[Consigliere]

^^ Lol. Was waiting for someone to blow that pic up. We’re gonna need some CSI level tech to draw the shadow figure out.

Real talk, the mystery is what makes it interesting. The truth is probably really boring.

 

[☑︎#VoteDemocrat]

So you just rolled out of bed at 5am and continuously shyt-posted for 3 hours with no break? No shower, no making breakfast, no outside human interaction, no driving to work....just posting continuously for 3 hours starting from when it was still dark outside? After not sleeping the night before? And right now it's almost 7pm EST and you've continued to post regularly without more than a 1:15 break for 14 hours and counting?

Who would ever do that if it wasn't their job? And isn't it a coincidence that you seem to post the EXACT shyt (promoting social media "influencers", pushing political takes, and creating divisive content) which are the EXACT three things that paid trolls are getting dough to post in 2020?

I live a great life

And you're here to witness

 

[Gus Money]

So I was right when I said you lied about waking up at 7am?

By your posting history if you really are in EST, you were shyt posting until past 1am in the morning. Then you started off the morning posting at the following times:

5:19
5:21
5:22
5:24
5:31
5:37
5:42
5:45
5:57
6:04
6:05
6:07
6:09
6:13
6:19
6:23
6:31
6:33
6:37
6:42
6:54
6:55
7:00
7:02
7:02
7:06
7:09
7:12
7:14
7:21
7:26
7:27
7:28
7:30
7:30
7:32
7:42
7:43
7:43
7:46
7:48
7:49
7:51
7:53
7:55
7:57
8:04
8:05
8:06
8:12
8:13

So you just rolled out of bed at 5am and continuously shyt-posted for 3 hours with no break? No shower, no making breakfast, no outside human interaction, no driving to work....just posting continuously for 3 hours starting from when it was still dark outside? After not sleeping the night before? And right now it's almost 7pm EST and you've continued to post regularly without more than a 1:15 break for 14 hours and counting?

Jeezus.

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

So I was right when I said you lied about waking up at 7am?

By your posting history if you really are in EST, you were shyt posting until past 1am in the morning. Then you started off the morning posting at the following times:

5:19
5:21
5:22
5:24
5:31
5:37
5:42
5:45
5:57
6:04
6:05
6:07
6:09
6:13
6:19
6:23
6:31
6:33
6:37
6:42
6:54
6:55
7:00
7:02
7:02
7:06
7:09
7:12
7:14
7:21
7:26
7:27
7:28
7:30
7:30
7:32
7:42
7:43
7:43
7:46
7:48
7:49
7:51
7:53
7:55
7:57
8:04
8:05
8:06
8:12
8:13

So you just rolled out of bed at 5am and continuously shyt-posted for 3 hours with no break? No shower, no making breakfast, no outside human interaction, no driving to work....just posting continuously for 3 hours starting from when it was still dark outside? After not sleeping the night before? And right now it's almost 7pm EST and you've continued to post regularly without more than a 1:15 break for 14 hours and counting?

Who would ever do that if it wasn't their job? And isn't it a coincidence that you seem to post the EXACT shyt (promoting social media "influencers", pushing political takes, and creating divisive content) which are the EXACT three things that paid trolls are getting dough to post in 2020?

holy moses